Life Can Wait, Use Up All Spare Time to Train Your Fish to Play Fetch

Here's an awesome pet project for you. That's right, you can now train your fish to play fetch and do the limbo. They've upgraded their products for February '08 by introducing more stuff, like the slalom obstacle course and a football field. I can't wait to pick out a pupil and teach it to go through hoops or play some b-ball. Of course, if the fish I choose fails my school, I'm going to flush it. I know, I'm a strict teacher, but i don't have time to roll the short bus around and teach a Nemo with a learning disability. I'm starting small by using fish, but eventually, I'll have bears walking on balls and tamed lions in my apartment; It's only a matter of time.—James Y Lee