Welcome to Laser-Guided Awesome

We're going to start a new segment that will act as a Guide to Living in SF because, frankly, we don't trust you to do it yourself. I mean, look at you. Think of it like a San Francisco Bible but written by only one apostle and not as so uppity with commandments and shit. I'll show you where the shortcuts are and answer the questions that San Francisco residents are all wondering about, like "Where can my life partner and I adopt a child?" and "Where can my spouse and I find the best emergency babysitter?" Coincidently, Brian's Kids Adoption Agency in North Beach answers both questions. This will not be what your shrink would call a "gentle, life-affirming way" to connect with San Francisco, crybaby. It'll be laser-guided awesome on how to get around this mother-fogin' city cheaper, faster, and, of course, more awesome.—James Y Lee