This Rain Ain't Turning Into Snow, Goddammit

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The only upside to shitty, soggy Tuesdays in SF — glorious powder on the western slopes of the Sierra Nevada. We can almost feel the big S turns.

But, of course, God hates fags, so he's denying us even that little but of sunshine. Goddammit, goddammit, goddamit.

From the National Weather Service for Tahoe skiing:


Today ... Rain. Highs 47 to 57 higher elevations...54 to 64 lower elevations. Snow level above 8,000 feet.

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Thursday ... Rain and snow likely. Highs 35 to 45 higher elevations...43 to 53 lower elevations. Snow level 6,000 feet. Moderate snow accumulations.

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Thursday night ... Snow showers and rain showers likely. Heavy snow accumulations. Lows 27 to 37.

Friday ... Snow showers and rain showers likely. Highs 33 to 43.

Be careful up there on all that ice, San Francisco. We broke our tail bones once, and we'd rather commit suicide than heal that again. —David Downs


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