Jarring Headline of the Day: ESPN Cramming Footballers Into Tureens
We've heard about stuffing clowns into cars or frat boys into phone booths — but football players into bowls?
Apparently it's happening at Florida State.
In a teaser on its main page, ESPN.com noted that "20 FSU players might be pulled from bowl."
Either they're making big bowls or tiny football players down there in Tallahassee (or a cheating scandal could keep Seminole players out of the Music City Bowl, but where's the fun in that?).
— Joe Eskenazi
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