Jarring Headline of the Day: ESPN Cramming Footballers Into Tureens

Categories: Media, Sports


We've heard about stuffing clowns into cars or frat boys into phone booths — but football players into bowls?

Apparently it's happening at Florida State.

In a teaser on its main page, ESPN.com noted that "20 FSU players might be pulled from bowl."

Either they're making big bowls or tiny football players down there in Tallahassee (or a cheating scandal could keep Seminole players out of the Music City Bowl, but where's the fun in that?).

— Joe Eskenazi

Photo | Courtesy of sweetings.com

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