SF is #1 in Hate Crimes! Screw you, Jena, Louisiana!

A quick article in the Examiner tells the sorry tale:
San Francisco had more hate crimes last year than anyplace else in the state.
What the examiner doesn’t say is that California tops the national list in hate crimes – with 1,604 hate crimes reported in 2006.

By way of comparison, New York had 537, New Jersey -- 802, Michigan -- 739. Nobody else gets anywhere near 1,000.

So, to make this clear, we’re the hatingest part of the most hatefulest state in the frickin’ country.

How is this POSSIBLE? I mean, we’re San Francisco! We’re the un-hateful capital of the world! We talk CONSTANTLY about how we can share the love, all get along, and empower each other! We have government committees set up to protect everyone’s rights. And now you’re telling us that we STILL get more hate crimes?

What happened?

Well, part of it is surely a reporting issue. A look at the statistics also shows that Mississippi had 0, count ‘em 0, hate crimes in 2006. Anybody want to believe that? And, guess what? Alabama had

1. Uh huh.

Clearly our population is more willing to call a crime a hate crime, and our law enforcement is more willing to report it as such. And if you want a story out of these statistics, it’s Mississippi and Alabama, not San Francisco: either these two states have all but solved America’s painful racial divide, not to mention fully embraced their LGBT communities and suddenly gotten nice to the Jews, or there’s a whole lot of ugly silences down yonder.

Before we take any criticism from the rest of the country, I’d like this little question cleared up.

But, still, whatever’s happening down there, these numbers do tell us something about ourselves, and you’ve gotta wonder, can this ALL be reporting errors?

Bottom line, there are two possibilities: either it is all reporting errors, or it isn’t. Neither makes us look good. If California and San Francisco come up tops in hate crime because we report it THAT much more often than the rest of the country, then what we’ve got here is a hyper-sensitized population that’s willing to call ANYTHING they don’t like a hate crime. Why? Because all our constant talk about empowerment got to their heads -- only instead of making them feel more liberated, it made them all more likely to shout “Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!” at the slightest provocation.

And if it isn’t a reporting error? If we really do have that many more hate crimes than the rest of the nation? Wow, in that case our empowerment agenda reeeeeeaaally backfired, didn’t it?

Apparently do-gooding government committees, constant racial healing sessions, and omnipresent atmosphere of empowerment just piss people off. Who knew?

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