RaidersSuckNinersSuck -- Week 12 -- The Bay's Shitcloud Gets A Silver Lining

Raiders Beat Kansas City
All I want for Christmas is Jamillions taking snaps. I want that giant monolith of a bro to get in there and chuck the ball 80 yards down the field to Ronald Curry. Who did we play. Culfucker? Playing Culpepper instead of Jamillions is like having two Mercedes in the driveway and choosing to drive the old one. Who would do that? No one I know. They are the same physical stature but one is about 15 years new. Time to take the new car out for a spin.

On a ray of light: Justin Fargas looked

average. So at least we have that going for us. The defense didn’t look like the worst pile of shit in the world but then again, KC really isn’t a good team. I am constantly impressed with the Raiders' mediocrity. The don’t invest in defense, and they don’t really invest in offense; except for Jamillions, who doesn’t even play

Raiders Suckages

1. QB – Give me Jamillions or Give me Defense.

Niners Beat Arizona Cardinals
Win one and people are going to say, “but but they had that one game and we were good once so next year will be better.”

Know what I have to say? 'Un Frikking Likely.' The Niners are 3-8 and not a whole lot is going to change that other than a whole new O line, two good wide receivers, and probably a new QB because we broke both of them this year due to protection problems.

The game was close and I figured the Niners were going to blow it in the end, but Arizona blew it worse. This isn’t so much a Niners win as it is an Arizona fuck up. So laugh it up, Niner fans. Next week, the toilet beckons.

Niners Suckages

1.QB – Dilfer sucks. Old crappish and lame in general
2.Offensive Line. Still shittish.

Overall Super Suckers: Who wins the lose-off of the year? Both teams got the win. Both teams are terrible. I think I am going to hand it to the Raiders this week:

--just because they keep pissing me off for not seeing Jamillions. I haven’t even seen the guy in pads and I am sure he looks just like skull pepper without the limp.