O'Reilly's San Francisco: Homo-Militant Terrorist Breeding Ground

San Francisco made yet another scandalous appearance on The O'Reilly Factor's Talking Points Memo, but gone are the salad days when we could settle for being cast merely as the kooky, lazy, pot-smoking socialist losers of the country. In Papa Bear's latest screed on the End of Days, San Francisco has actually morphed into a homo-militant, terrorist breeding ground where "unless the situation is dealt with by the authorities, people are going to die."

Yes, that's die as in terminal. Death. C'mon, Bill. Aren't you giving San Francisco a little too much credit here? Yes, a couple of drag queens received communion as a joke a few weeks ago. Yes, a psychopath also tried to burn down Grace Cathedral recently. But he's in jail. There was no fire, and according to the police he didn't even have the firepower to do "substantial damage." We're not all rabble rousers. After all, most of us are too stoned to take that kind of initiative.

-- Brian Bernbaum