45-year-old Razor Scooter Rider Nailed by Car Today
Dude, you were too old to be riding that thing, and now God punished you. Yes, we're insensitive. But you would be fine if someone like us had shamed you off that thing prior to today's mishap. Remember, hated readers: If your balls have hair on them, you are too old to ride a Razor Scooter:
From the Examiner today:
"A man riding a Razor scooter this morning was hit by a car as he crossed the street at Folsom and Main streets in San Francisco ... The 45-year-old man was transported to San Francisco General Hospital. ... The extent of the man’s injuries was unknown."