This Week's Bay Guardian: Digested

Categories: Media

For those who can't stand the smug. We'll synopsize it for ya.

Front of the book:
Wahh, Condos bad!
Wah, Corporations bad!
Wah, Cops bad!
Wah, ticketing beggars bad!

Advertising: The Center for Arms Control and Nonproliferation wants to protect Iran's right to hang fags and make nukes. Awesome!

Back of the book:
Wahhh, TV's bionic woman bad!
Arts and Calendar section? Pretty good.

P.S. Our sex columnist kicks the shit out of the Guardian and the Chron's. Good thing Savage doesn't live in Iran.

--By David Downs, editor, (byline often forgotten out of negligence more than cowardice, but whatever.)

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