Text the Cops! Morrissey Bans Meat: SFTopNews Friday, 09.21.07

Here's the real headlines. -d2

--Stiletto Stabbers Still At Large After Violence at SF Nightclub Slide

--Sean Penn Gets Wet Sloppy Make-Up Blowjob from WSJ for his Krakauer adaptation 'Into the Wild'

--Parking as a Contact Sport: Why Protesters Are Playing Ping-Pong in Your Parking Space

--Three Years to Fix the PS3, Implies Sony

--16,000 Hyphens Missing from English Language

--The Moz's Hypocritical Meat Ban: Protein Swallowers Scoff

--Earth to Toymakers: I'm Running Out of Lead

--IDK, My BFF, The Cops?: Errant Text Message Leads to Drug Bust

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