RaidersSuckNinersSuck: Week2

Every Monday this football season the SF Weekly news blog 'The Snitch' features "RaidersSuckNinersSuck", because let's face it, they do. Each week we will also award one of our crap NFL teams the award of "Most Suckiest." At the end of the year the team with the most Sucky Trophies will get nothing, because they sucked so hard. Let us continue with Week 2. -d2

Raiders vs. Broncos (20 - 23)
OK I know the last second kick was total BS, but did you see the rest of the game? Not exactly what I would call a strong performance. First half -- defense was not looking good whatsoever. The team looked like scared rabbits with the zapper on stand by. Another notable lack was Raiders temp QB Chad McCown who threw a couple of nice picks.

All in all it was a valiant effort but the boys are simply not getting it done so far this year.

Raiders Suckages:

1.QB. McCown is garbage and a slot holder for Jamarcus Jamillions of dollars Russell

2.Defense is notably lacking

Niners vs. Rams (17 - 16)

Well, the boys in red and gold are back at it. The offensive line is still not really getting it done but I will say that Alex Smith looked slightly better than he did last week. The team still doesn’t appear to be really owning the Offensive line. Gore really carried the team on his back last weekend and he is a major stud. Person that is not a Stud – Smith. He failed to deliver against a mediocre Rams defense that was without its two cornerbacks. Come on, Alex, you need to get some cojones and sling that ball some. You watch him on the field and he just isn’t decisive.

Niners Suckages

1.Offensive Line: Not getting it done boys

2. QB: Just make a decision Alex

And Week 2 Most Sucky Trophy goes to:
Overall Super Suckers: Raiders. Bunch of has beens.

RaidersSuckNinersSuck OverAll Score:
Raiders: 2
Niners: 0
(At least the Raiders are undefeated at something.)