Feeding Animals while Drunk

Welcome to Monday, SF. The hangover is starting to abate. In that spirit, here's something we just got passed to us: this little piece of short nonfiction from an aspiring literary type at the St. Petersburg Times. Note his use of irony, terse dialogue and narrow focus. -d2

There was this frog in a wings joint...
What happens when drinkers share the fare.
By MICHAEL KRUSE, Times Staff Writer
Published August 9, 2007

TRINITY - Brian Utaski and Dave Epperson were drinking late the other night on the patio outside Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar when they decided to try to feed fried cheese to a tree frog.

The frog was sitting on a small gray electrical box on the brick wall of the restaurant. It was green and brown with stripes on its sides and was maybe an inch long or just a little longer. ...link.