Meet Someone Very, Very Special: Marbles

Whether or not she's authentically retarded is debatable. What isn't is how awesome she is. I mean, anyone who seamlessly combines swigs of Orangina, critical laudation of a Tim Allen sequel, and the most precious poly-blend sweater sporting music notes is worth a look:

--Brock Keeling

[Via Julie Klausner, whose exceptional breakdown of this year’s exceptionally vile Tony Awards broadcast is also well worth your time.]