The Top Five Most Important Lessons From Lil B's NYU Lecture
Props to The Fader, which has carefully transcribed Lil B's 86-minute lecture at NYU on April 11 in order to present a full Based Scripture (you can also listen below). What an act of love and extreme patience it was to note on paper B's patented go-somewhere-else sentences, which rarely conclude neatly.
Lil B at NYU
But between B's endless non-sequiturs, the announcement of a forthcoming rock album with one of the "biggest artists in the world," and the obvious amusement of the students who came to lavish ironic laughter and cooking utensils on the Young Based God ("I would have worn a suit so y'all could take me seriously," he says at one point), there were lovely and simple life lessons that deserve more than the juvenile ridicule he was met with on Wednesday night in New York. (Read the Village Voice's full account.) Of all the advice he doled out, these are our favorites:
5. "Get gold teeth! Don't be thinking so hard, like, 'Oh, man, I can't get gold teeth.'"
Banish those negative thoughts of being rejected by society and grill it up, y'all. Your future rap career will thank you.








































