We Got Radiohead's Universal Sigh Newspaper in S.F. Did You?

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Got it (happy sigh).
At about 1:30 p.m. today, after 40 minutes of waiting on Mission Street, we were handed a copy of Radiohead's much-ballyhooed newspaper, The Universal Sigh. It's 12 pages, with color on the front, back, and middle. It contains a lot of first-person writing, some Radiohead lyrics from the new King of Limbs album (which came out on vinyl and CD today), and pretty much zero news.

Getting it wasn't hard. When we showed up to 16th and Mission at about 12:45 -- 15 minutes before the distribution time given on the website -- a line stretched  from a random-seeming door on 16th Street around the corner and up Mission Street. Someone in front of us counted the people in line; we were probably 120th from the front. By the time the line started moving about 1:20 p.m., there were about another 50-70 people behind us.

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Ever Wonder What a Musical Interpretation of Pi Sounds Like?

Categories: Nerds

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In anticipation of March 14th, which is international Pi day (or the ides of March, if you're a Shakespeare fiend), one ambitious nerd/musician by the name of Michael John Blake decided to transpose the first 32 digits of Pi to the musical scales for notes and chords, and then lay down a tune at 157 BPM (which is half of 314). And surprisingly, it worked.

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Play Your Way To Work With MTA.me -- But Where's the SF Muni Version?

Categories: Nerds, Tech

Looks like it's gonna be a tough race, but so far Conductor is narrowly edging out Freaky the Scary Snowman for "most weirdly therapeutic random Internet find of the week." A script designed by Alexander Chen -- perhaps you have heard the fetching electro-twee ditties he records as Boy In Static? -- Conductor uses route and schedule data from New York City's subway system to create a pseudo-random string instrument based on a sped-up run of the paths and speeds of its different train lines.

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Turns Out Michael Chabon Is a Huge Hip-Hop Nerd

Categories: Hip-Hop, Nerds
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MIchael Chabon, wishing he was bangin' some Wu-Tang
If you haven't been obsessively up to date with the world of Internet news, Bay Area author Michael Chabon has been guest editing the culture section of The Atlantic's culture blog this week.

The nifty gig also revealed perhaps one of the lesser known facets of the man -- he's a hip-hop nerd.

Really.

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A Nerdy Love Poem Written Entirely in Song Titles (Pic)

Categories: Nerds, Photos
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Well, here's our winner for geeky creation of the day. It's a poem written entirely in song titles using Spotify, a music-streaming service we sadly aren't able to use here in the U.S. To appreciate the full ridiculousness without hurting your eyes, read the large version here.

[Geekosystem via Gizmodo]

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Pic: S.F. Artist Imagines an Incredible Star Wars Theme Park

Categories: Film, Nerds

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Tom Hodges/Click to enlarge
​​We won't be among the many Star Wars fans converging in Orange County later this week for Star Wars Celebration V, a fete of all things related to George Lucas' iconic sci-fi franchise. But this image is the first thing that's made us kinda sad about that. San Francisco artist Tom Hodges created this poster of what he calls the "Star Wars Universe Dream Park." Look closely at this -- it's detailed and imaginative enough to be a kick-ass theme park. (Just tell us where to buy a light saber!) Hodges will be selling prints of this at the Star Wars Celebration and doing a live Ustream show on Friday at 6 p.m. in which he'll talk about his other Star Wars-related projects.

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Geeks Take a Break from Social Media to Celebrate Social Media

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via Twitter

"Today is Social Media Day! How are you celebrating?" a Twitter user tweeted.

"Refreshing Twitter to see how everyone else is staying at home on Twitter," would have been the predictable answer. Instead, users responded: "Getting a cake." "Heading to Boston tonight." "Watching fireworks."

Sure enough, they intend to carry out these activities not in the virtual Second Life, but in Real Life. Oh, the irony. People finally communicating outside of Facebook to go outside to talk about Facebook.

Mashable, the social media news site that inspired the unofficial Social Media Day, has geeks congregating worldwide to meet with like-minded social media enthusiasts. In San Francisco, locals are invited to social network over drinks at 6 p.m.  We don't need to tell you that you can watch the meetups online, streaming from as far away as Romania, Costa Rica, and India.

The best part about Social Media Day? Coming back home after an exhausting day of conversing and looking people in the eye to discover 50 pending friend requests.

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Captains of the Star Trek Enterprise Smackdown: Picard vs. Kirk

Categories: Nerds
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One of the highlights of this weekend's Star Trek Convention was the unusual appearances of both Sir Patrick Stewart (who played Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation) and William Shatner (who played Captain James T. Kirk in the original Star Trek series), who took to the stage and played BFF's for their fans on Sunday, answering (and in some cases dodging) some of the nerdiest questions known to mankind. Highlights of this Q&A included Shatner threatening a 10 year-old child, and Stewart scolding a crowd member in the front row for eating potato chips too loudly.

The next part of this post has to be prefaced with an important caveat: according to sources very close to the Federation (the interstellar federal government system ... duh), no captains of the same fleet would ever, EVER, fight one another. In the world of Star Trek, according to sources, Captain Picard and Captain Kirk aren't competitors, and no such competition should be encouraged.

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Joseph Schell
BFFs?
That being said, seeing the two on stage together this weekend made the comparison almost impossible to ignore. It didn't help that Shatner kept asking Stewart to put a good word in for him with monarchy in the hopes of being knighted. So SF Weekly decided to conduct a poll of the people who one would assume might make the most informed decisions about all Star Trek-related matters -- trekkies who showed at the convention, of course -- and asked each of them three pressing questions. These are the final results.
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The Best of San Francisco's Trekkie Invasion: They Came, They Saw, They Vulcan Saluted

Categories: Last Night, Nerds

An impressive crowd of self-proclaimed Star Trek nerds beamed up to this year's Star Trek Convention, held over the weekend at San Francisco's Westin St. Francis Hotel. Day one had a sparser -- but definitely no less nerdy -- turnout as most devoted fans had come to see Sir Patrick Stewart and William Shatner banter it up together on Sunday. But those who skipped out for Saturday's events missed some of the best costumes of the weekend, prepared especially for the costume contest. Here are a few characters and highlights from the convention:

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Joseph Schell

The one on the far left is named Captain Maq'chel, but these ladies may refer to him as Captain Mac Daddy. What does Captain Mac like best about being captain? "All the ladies," he says. But has he boldly gone where no man has gone before?

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Joseph Schell

This is Bill and Pam Lyons from the Sacramento area. Bill is a data analyst. Among the choices of a Klingon, a Borg, or a human presidential candidate, they said they'd definitely vote for the Klingon. "With all the terrorists after us ... Klingon's would tear 'em up," said Bill. But in return, we would also no doubt all be forcefully subjected to enroll in the Klingon Language Institute. And Klingon is most likely harder to learn than Chinese.




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The Best Thing About the Post-Holidays: Star Wars Hoodies Are Now on Sale!

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Do you have a boss who's into Star Wars (Um, we do. His IM icon is the freaking Death Star)? Are you on a budget because you're still waiting for that pay raise? Well, you're in luck! The kids over at Laughing Squid tipped us off to these kick-ass hoodies, and when we clicked we were all, "Oh, snap, they're on sale, too!"

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Pic via Gizmodo
 

Because, you know, it's a recession and that means that we shop for our nerdy regalia on the cheap. Clocking in at under $40, you could totally buy one for yourself and your boss, and then you'd be matchy-matchies. (Not that we recommend that.) For some reason (cough, cough) it's only the hoodies that depict characters from the prequels on sale right now. You still have to pay top dollar if you want to look like Boba Fett.

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