Smart People Like Memes Too: The Chive Turns One

We did an unexpected thing last Saturday morning -- we surfed the Internet. And before you can say, "Isn't that what you do every morning Pinky?," we'll tell you that while our job has us running the content gamut from stripper clowns to breaking news about which former S.F. Senator isn't running for city supervisor, it's usually off our own url. While SF Weekly.com is that awesome, it's always good to spice things up.

Many people blame the Internet for many things: the death of newspapers and quality content is one. The continuing proliferation of pot, porn, cat, and bacon memes is another. Meme haters take note: We can honestly say, especially after we've sat gloriously stuffing ourselves with one mesmerizing Techcrunch, Metafilter, and Gawker post after another, that smart people like "Keyboard Cat" too (to say nothing of Cats For Gold).

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In the Game of Foursquare, S.F. Wins

Since we've moved up to the Bay Area from Los Angeles, we've noticed a strange phenomenon. Our new friends have an easier time finding each other and the places they've decided to congregate.

Suspecting that perhaps this is because San Francisco checks in on the geo-locational social gaming App Foursquare more than any other city, SF Weekly contacted Foursquare founders Dennis Crowley and Naveen Selvadurai to get the scoop.

"SF is most active city right now, [with] London growing quickly," Crowley confirmed in an email. But lest New York (where Foursquare was founded) starts shaking in its high-heeled boots, Selvadurai added that "SF has more daytime check-ins, like at coffee shops," while NYC owns the night.
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When a Techcrunch reporter dons a costume of your App, you know you're in a good place.
Those in doubt of the growing popularity of the platform and iPhone App might cite the fact that a number of people dressed as Foursquare for Halloween including Techcrunch uber-blogger MG Siegler. And MG was not alone. Selvadurai reports that someone had dressed as the Foursquare Girl in New York as well as the check in button (!?).

Well where exactly are we checking in? Below are the top ten Bay Area check-in locations, via Social Great.

1. San Francisco International Airport

2. Cento

3. Epicenter

4. Facebook HQ

5. Dolores Park

6. AMC Loews Metreon

7. Zeitgeist

8. AT & T Park

9. 21st Amendment

10. Digg HQ

While it looks like most people checking in at S.F. locations are either coming or going (hello SFO!), it seems as if the corporate headquarters of Facebook are taking the Digg offices to the mattresses in terms of user engagement. Needless to say SF Weekly HQ did not make the leaderboard.

Selvadurai explained the appeal to S.F. urbanites as such: "We all live in big cities we're pretty young but we all do the same thing over and over again." Describing checking in as "hacking into your city," Foursquare's plans for the future are ambitious: "the more we're seeing all this data, the more we will be able to pin-point exactly what you will need." When we remarked that we really need is a Douchebag badge for S.F. (New York has one, which you receive if you check into places like the Princeton Club), Selvadurai laughed and said, "I'll see what I can do."
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When No One Loves You, Corporate Email is There

In the realm of manipulative marketing tactics, it doesn't get much better than a love letter. "Do you love J.Crew?" the email wants to know. But before you have time to think about it, the subject line assumes your devotion to the brand and announces, "We love you too."

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Is there anything more hollow than a proclamation of love issued by a giant, soulless clothing company to a mass email list? Maybe it's realizing that you haven't gotten an "I love you email" in your inbox in months. Actually, it might be the first one you've gotten all year, you think, as you reach for the vodka. And it's from J.Crew.

"Well, that one sweater is really great. It's timeless," you think as you take a long pull from the bottle. "Can someone fetch me my credit card? At least I can dry my big, lonely tears on a pile of cashmere."

 Come to think of it, this marketing campaign actually kind of works.


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Robert Scoble, In Gif Format

We are at Jeff Pulver's 140 Characters Twitter conference in L.A., where Twitter user earthxplorer has turned noted Internet evangelist Robert Scoble (who moderated the "What's Next?" panel today) into a gif.
We don't know whether or not anyone has done this before, but in the grand tradition of "Operation Sticker Scoble", it's a concept whose time has come. Follow us on Twitter at @alexiatsotsis and @sfweekly.

Ancient, Giant Beavers Didn't Have a Taste for Wood. Yes, Really.

Oh to be a science writer. The opportunities for off color jokes is almost limitless, but easily shrugged off. What? The beavers were giant. And they didn't have a taste for wood. Get your mind out of the gutter. You've done your job for the day, Discovery News Headline Writer. Pack up, leave work, go get a beer, it's not going to get any more awesome

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What Do Teens Want? Their Moms Off Facebook

With ages ranges ranging from 13 to 22, the "What Do Teens Want Panel?" at this week's Web 2.0 Summit was a sample of teen consumer behavior and a possible harbringer of what the web will look like when post-millennials come of age. With questions like "How important is email?" (Answer "If it's a Yahoo! address it's over" and "Hot girls use Hotmail.") the panel was an IRL version of the onslaught of media articles sensationalizing the fact that teens don't use Twitter.

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Moderator Safa Rashtchy played a word association game with the panelists, mentioning the names of companies and asking for a response, to the delight of every marketer in the audience.

Microsoft : Xbox. Windows.

Google: Yahoo? Internet.

AOL: Chat.

Yahoo: Google. To which Rashtchy responded, "You guys are weird."

Twitter: Boring.

mySpace: Outdated.

Wall Street:
Journal.

Second Life: Game? (None of the panelists knew what it was.) Reincarnation.

Apple: Donut.

Windows: Would be a great prison guard, because it always locks up.

iPhone: Takes too long to load. No picture messaging.

CitySourced: Changing the World, One Pothole at a Time

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Blogword Expo in Las Vegas highlights some of the latest trends in online culture, at the forefront of which is Gov 2.0. I didn't even know there was a Gov 2.0 until I met David Kralik, who heads an emerging Bay Area-based company called CitySourced.com. The idea behind the company, to put it simply is, if you see a pothole on your street, take a picture of it, tweet it, and it is sent to the appropriate city department, which then fills the pothole. All of this is possible with the help of a smart phone, and adown-loadable application. According to Kralik, CitySourced is really an effort to get ordinary citizens more involved in their city, and hopefully, improve their community.

The company didn't just do well at the recent TechCrunch50 conference in San Francisco. It finished third in voting out of all the companies there. The conference has essentially become a place where angel investors look for the next big thing and they may have found one in CitySourced. The company, which didn't even exist six weeks before the conference, now has a contract with the City of San Jose and it's iPhone application is used by people in 1900 cities nationwide.


At first you wouldn't think Kralik, who speaks passionately with his arms flaring out into various directions, would ever be involved with anything "new media." He worked with Newt Gingrich on Capitol Hill for years, and identifies himself as a conservative. Digg a little deeper, and you find that he actually also worked at a tech start-up of sorts called American Solutions, founded by the former House Speaker, with one of its main offices on the Peninsula. Essentially, Kralik worked as an internet scout, scouring the Bay Area and California for emerging trends and methods to build online community for conservative causes.

That led him to a Google conference in Southern California where he and a partner began thinking about potholes. Potholes and iPhone apps. Kralik left American Solutions and Gingrich behind, and set about changing government.


So You're Leaving San Francisco

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Writing about a major city with any kind of authority is tough. However long you've lived there, someone's lived there longer than you, though in all that time they haven't learned to properly spell "go home ignorant jerk-wad" in a comment thread. Luckily for me, this post is directed at people leaving San Francisco, who usually have lived here just long enough to not catch the 22 outbound.

So if you like San Francisco, or even if you don't but you're still planning on staying, this article is not for you. Also, if you're the type who sends angry emails to writers, or basically if you're going to judge this article based on the facts I present and give me anything but fawning encouragement, you should just close this window. Well, first you should refresh the page and maybe click an ad, then you should close the window.

If you're thinking of leaving the city, maybe it's because you've read "So You're Moving To San Francisco," the controversial article by Alex Payne, a developer at Twitter, and you're tempted by his argument: That the cultural advantages of San Francisco don't outweigh its inherent filthiness, the lack of stuff to do, and the fact that you have to wait in line for the little good stuff there is.

These are kind of fair accusations! But I want to ask you: Have you really explored all of the city, and have you sucked the marrow from its bones? And then have you thrown those bones into the compost even though you're privately unsure if bones count as compost or normal trash?

Got the Wrong Bob? (Hopefully) Not Anymore.

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​Imagine the following scenario: You're emailing your closest friends about a night on the town, but purposefully exclude your ex-boyfriend Jon after he recently dumped you for that trashy 21-year old dancer at the Gold Club. (Hypothetically, of course.) You're including a big group, and in your haste, you unintentionally include your ex instead of your brother Jon, making things a bit uncomfortable when he reads the snarky line you included about moving on to "better...and BIGGER." AWKWARD. Well, Gmail is trying to help prevent you from this latest bout of societal mortification with their latest Gmail labs feature, "Got the wrong Bob?

Catchy name aside, this feature is not only helpful, but smart. Here's how it works: Gmail has begun detecting (and likely saving) your emailing patterns when you email multiple people. For instance, if you're usually emailing Kevin Smith with Ryan and Joe, it recognizes this, so if you inadvertently include Kevin JONES with your note to Ryan and Joe, it will attempt to alert you before the email is sent.  Note that this only works when you're emailing a group, and only through the actual Gmail interface (not through IMAP or POP settings if you direct your Gmail to a local client). While not perfect, it certainly can help prevent you from some uncomfortable - and if used in the workplace - possibly terminal, situations.

Drew Carey's Price is Right...at $1 Million

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​​What's a Twitter name worth? For Drew Carey, possibly one million dollars. Sound ludicrous? Read on.

In an exclusive interview yesterday with CBS' Shira Lazar, Carey pledged to donate $1 million to LiveStrong if his Twitter account - currently @drewfromtv - gets one million followers by the end of the year. In fact, he's even willing to pro-rate this; he'll give $500,000 if he hits 500,000 followers, and so on.  Watch the video below to hear his thoughts:
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Carey's involvement was prompted by Drew Olanoff's challenge to sell off his @drew Twitter account as a way to raise money for LiveStrong. Olanoff, recently diagnosed with Hodgkin's Lymphoma, has gained fame in the Twitter community after launching BlameDrewsCancer.com, where users can blame anything from losing their keys to bad weather on his cancer. Users simply add the hashtag #BlameDrewsCancer to have their tweets show up on the site, and sponsors have pledged to donate funds per tweet. This last fundraising effort is just an extension of the same project.

So far, Carey's plan is working. He is well on his way to meet his original offer - $100,000 if he reaches 100,000 followers - as he's already surpassed 50,000 followers, adding over 10,000 just yesterday. And with this latest goal, we'd be surprised if his bank account is quite a bit lighter in 2010...to the tune of a million well-spent charitable dollars.

Legacy Locker: Death Goes Digital

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We spend a lot of time protecting our online identity; namely, making sure our passwords are secure so nobody can hack our accounts. (Hey you, maybe it's time to chuck that Post-it with all of your passwords written on it. You'll thank us later.) But what happens when you actually NEED to let others have access to your accounts? Namely, what happens to your online identity and assets when you log off for the final time? A San Francisco-based business, LegacyLocker.com, is helping you tackle this most morbid - yet important - of subjects. When we make a will, we ensure that our physical assets are accounted for. Houses, cars, bank accounts, offspring. Tangible parts of our lives that will need tending to when we're no longer around to do it ourselves. But with much of our life now happening online, many people are overlooking a huge part of their assets: their digital ones.

Legacy Locker aims to make this easy, by transferring your login credentials to your named beneficiaries in the event of your death. You can choose who would receive access to each account; perhaps you send your spouse your eBay information but your work passwords to your colleague. And it's not only online services; you can also keep encrypted versions of important documents - such as stock certificates, the deed to your house, contracts, and even a "Legacy Letter" or video to your loved ones - safeguarded to be sent to your beneficiaries posthumously. Because you always have access to this information, this service doubles as an easy way to keep a safe copy of your personal artifacts, such as your ID or credit cards, for quick access should they get lost or stolen. For those of us prone to 'misplacing' our wallets, this feature is worth the $30/year (or $300 for a lifetime account) price tag alone.

Over the Weekend: Are We Ready for Valley-wood?


This past weekend, San Francisco was a playing ground for several of its annual shenanigans (between Oktoberfest and LovEvolution fest we didn't have a second free) . But there was a more subtle love fest which you likely missed - one that didn't involve people donning butterfly wings or banana costumes. Well, sort of.

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SFWeekly's Maya Baratz, Current's Melody McCluskey, CNET's Caroline McCarthy, Facebook's Randi Zuckerberg at GAFFTA
You see, among other things, San Francisco is quickly emerging into a breeding ground for an odd little romance between technology and commercial art. Perhaps it's the growing saturation of startup-driven tech in our everyday lives (read: Facebook , Twitter, Foursquare , etc.) that's lead to a blurring of industry lines. Whatever the reason, last Thursday night's launches of the Gray Area Foundation for the Arts (GAFFTA) and Justin Timberlake-backed, SF-based startup Robo.to illustrated yet more instances of these two worlds getting it on.

Cause It's Their Birthday: Fêtes for Nets

San Francisco is a town of celebrations. On any given night, people will be out regaling someone's first day at a job, last day at a job, engagement, breakup, birthday or even San Franniversary. This city just lends itself well to fêtes. And next week, it will be a stop on a multi-city birthday tour led by Mindshare's Doug Campbell and The Cosmopolitan's Sloane Berrent.

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Sonicliving Wants To Rock With You (and You and You) All Night

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​One of the greatest things about San Francisco is its thriving independent music scene. Catching a concert at small, intimate venues such as Café du Nord or Bottom of the Hill is the best way to spend $10 to pair your Poppy Jasper (the tastiest Amber around) with great music. And with discovery tools like San Francisco-based Pandora or Last.fm, it's getting harder to keep track of when all of your favorites are coming to town.

Enter Sonicliving, and it instantly becomes a snap.

Other tools have tried - think iLike local concert listings or even Ticketmaster artist alerts - but none have succeeded to create a seamless, simple interface that alerts you when your favorite bands come to play.  Except for Sonicliving, that is, a self-deemed free "concert discovery" service that connects communities of music fans both online and in-person at shows. Simply create your Wishlist - you can have the system scan your iTunes and choose which bands you'd like to stay informed about - and next time a concert is announced, you'll get an email notifying you of the show, usually BEFORE tickets go on sale.  Once they're on sale, you can buy them directly from a link on the site. And as your music tastes evolve, the system can automatically add those bands that you're listening to by linking to your Last.fm account.

Brizzly Bears Down on the Twitter Features Users are Asking For

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​SF-based startup Twitter is the breakout web service of the past few years. And people everywhere - from celebs to us common folk - are jumping on this bandwagon, not only using the service but also creating apps that take advantage of their platform. Many apps utilize iPhones and Blackberries to help people stay in touch on the go; others are either web-based or desktop clients that can run in the background so you can get your Twitter fix when you've got a few minutes in between meetings. Yet of the hundreds (thousands?) that exist, one notable newcomer is the web-based Twitter application, Brizzly.

Founded by Jason Shellen, who also worked with Twitter founders Ev Williams and Biz Stone while at Google on Blogger, the team has done their homework to create a smart, nimble, and FAST web-based app that's been deemed all the rage by its beta testers (myself included.) Why did I make the switch, and why should you? Namely, its features, many of which are unparalleled in the space. Some of  these include:

  • Expanded links: No longer do you need to click on that unknown bit.ly link to find out that you're being Rickrolled (or whatever annoying meme has now replaced it.) Brizzly will show you the actual URL so you can decide whether to click or end up with a roomful of your coworkers calling you 'that guy'. Again.
  • Inline pictures, videos & maps: Another feature 
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    helping transparency within Twitter, photos linked from Twitpic, Flickr and yFrog are displayed inline. Similar for Vimeo and YouTube videos, and you can even play them direct from the interface. Google Maps also display in-line, which makes your decision on whether to attend that happy hour or not a breeze. For once, your laziness is rewarded.
  • Trends and News: My favorite of the features, there is a small box in the right corner that explains why a topic is trending. And if there isn't an explanation, you can even submit one...don't worry, they're edited by the Brizzly team but are still cheekily irreverent at times. The best one I've seen so far was for Taylor Swift. The explanation? "Kanye West doesn't like her." Brilliant.
  • Muting: Annoyed at your friend's play-by-play of the latest conference or overzealous love for the Patriots? Simply mute them. They'll never know - you're still following them - but their Tweets are removed from your stream in Brizzly. You can always re-enable them when they get some self-awareness and root for a less obnoxious football team.

Other features include an easy direct messaging system that works similar to IMs, the ability to create groups, and you can even upload photos directly and link from Brizzly. Oh, and if Japanese is more your language, you can easily say "Konnichiwa" since besides English, they also support French, Japanese, German and Brazilian Portugese.

This is arguably - or if you read recent press on Brizzly, not-so-arguably - the best web-based Twitter application out there. And until Twitter launches some of these user-requested features, it's worth making the switch.

But don't let me have all the fun; I'm putting my money where my mouth is. The first fifty of you to click this link will get to try out Brizzly yourselves. We'd love to hear what you think.

Update: Chilling New Details Emerge in Syko Sam Horrorcore Murders Case

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Satanic Killer? Syko Sam aka LilDemonDog

New revelations have come to light in the case of "Skyo Sam" McCroskey, the 20 year-old Castro Valley wanna-be rapper, graphic designer, and alleged Santanic cultist, accused of murdering four people in Virginia last week, including his girlfriend, her best friend and her parents, a professor and a priest.

Virginia law enforcement authorities have determined the four were killed by blunt force trauma. News reports have also described McCrosky's seemingly calm behavior in the immediate aftermath of the murders; despite encountering law enforcement officers on two occasions, once at the victim's house, and once while driving a car belonging to one of the victims, McCroskey was not arrested until after the bodies were discovered, a day later.

A truck driver who gave McCroskey a ride and made small talk with him after the murders described the youth as having an odor consistent with rotting flesh. "He stunk like the devil," the driver told the Associated Press.

Despite reports that he was bullied, McCroskey's sister has described him as "a quiet kid who got along with everybody." Before deciding to become a horrorcore rapper a few months ago, McCroskey apparently spent large amounts of time in his room, playing violent video games and listing to heavy metal and horrorcore music. His alter-ego, Syko Sam, made numerous references in his music to "evil" voices in his head advising him to "murder continuously" and "take lives on a killing spree." A YouTube video shows McCroskey bragging about defiling graves.

But those aren't the most disturbing details to emerge in this macabre case. According to Paul Calcagno, McCroskey was part of a Satanic cult who engaged in ritual music videos and idolized David Berkowitz, the 1970s NYC serial killer who called himself "the Son of Sam." Calcagno is the author of a blog in which he describes meeting Syko Sam in 2006: "As a result of my personal experience with Sam and his affiliated "Horror Core" rap artists, I believe that New Mexico Rap Label "Serial Killing Records" is behind the grisly mass murder. Basically, I was an actor in one of their music videos. In the video they killed a priest, a Rabbi, a Muslim Cleric, and the Pope. Sam McCrosky killed a PASTOR IN REAL LIFE (Virginia pastor, Mark Niederbrock. )"

Ad.ly Helps Celebs Sell Out (More Than They Already Are)

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​Did you know that Kim Kardashian is a huge fan of Tab soda? Or that Nicole Richie can't get enough of In & Out Burger? Well, you soon might, if new Twitter ad network Ad.ly has its way.

The premise is simple and frankly - at least to me - unsightly. Brand advertisers pay celebrities (and I use that word VERY lightly, given Ad.ly's current lineup of "publishers") with a lot of Twitter followers to Tweet about their product. Ad.ly serves as the conduit between the two, providing a system where they can contact the celebrities and submit a bid for the Tweets and if approved, the celebrity is  compensated nicely. VERY nicely...reports say that users with over one million followers receive payments in the five figures. TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS to say you like a Double-Double? Thanks, Internets, for taking us to a new low.

There Goes the Neighborhood: How Foursquare is Subtly Threatening Your Anonymity

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Imagine the following scenario: You're quietly enjoying your tea while reading a newspaper at your local cafe, when someone you've never before seen interrupts your morning respite by hollering your name from the next table. You look up to see them waving frantically, leading you to wonder if one too many tequila shots were the cause of this temporary amnesia. Before you can question the acquaintance, they simply say hold up their iPhone and say: "Foursquare!"

Far-fetched? Nope, just another day in Web 2.0. This exact scenario actually happened this weekend, a result of social network foursquare's recent update: the ability to see who else is checked into a venue. Foursquare - for those not familiar - is a location-based social network where users 'check in' to venues as a way to gain points (currently an nonredeemable social currency) and explore the city. Most users take advantage of the iPhone and Android apps as a quick way to see what their friends are doing at any given time. Because it requires action on your part to check in, people seem to find it a bit less creepy than other similar apps, and the incentives to gain badges, points, and become the 'Mayor' at a venue are helping it gain popularity, especially here in SF. However this new feature, packaged as part of a multi-part update in their recent 1.4 release, may rub some users the wrong way.

TwestivalSF is Coming Up: Venue Announced Today

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Do you like Twitter? How about charity? And booze - you love booze, don't you? Have I got the event for you! On September 11th a "tweet-up" (ugh) for charity (yay!) begins at 8pm, lasting until the wee small hours of the morning - or 1am - whichever comes first.

The original Twestival (held on February 12th of this year) was a global affair with 202 cities participating. September's event brings Twestival local and has been organized almost exclusively online and through Twitter. 100% of the proceeds will go to Operation Smile - an organization founded to help children born with cleft palates get the surgery they need and can't afford.

Although there are lots of details about the event at the TwestivalSF website, I personally found the amiando.com page to be the most accessible and concise of the two, although the whereabouts of the space were mysteriously NOT LISTED.

Appropriately enough, I turned to Twitter for the answer to this question and received this @reply from TwestivalSF's coordinator Krystyl.

5 Products Probably Not Launching at the Apple Keynote Event

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Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! Less than a month until the (possible) Apple Keynote! What will we wear? Who will be speaking? Again, WHAT WILL WE WEAR?

Engadget and Mashable reported rumors yesterday of an early September Apple keynote event, causing mass hysteria (sort of) in the tech world over whether or not the mythical iTablet will be revealed and/or the mythical Steve Jobs will make an appearance. It sounds like the event is being held the week of September 7th and will precede Microsoft's rollout of the new Zune. Poor Bill Gates, foiled at every turn by the sexy Jobs and his Machiavellian machinations. Or, you know, his ability to use an iCalendar.

Anywho, other than the magical iTablet, shiny new iPods, and Le Jobs himself, we're wondering what else could possibly be planned for the rumored Apple gathering. And where there is wondering to be done, there is a make believe list to be made. Behold!

Serious About Your Social Media? Watch This Show

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While most of us live on the outskirts of the social media landscape, tweeting the occasional brain fart and using facebook to update our relationship status, there are a select few who choose to take their engagement with the networks that be to a whole new level. For those special people who throw a fit when Twitter is down for five minutes, who get most of their news from the front page of fark or reddit or digg (and obsessively watch their "digg status" rise on the Top 1000 list), there is now a new place to rub virtual elbows with like-minded folk and maybe learn a thing or three.

We speak of the Social Blade Show, which, as of tonight, will be in its fifth week. The show is loosely divvied up into sections in which social media stories of the week are dissected and knowledge is gleaned from the guest of the week. It's largely interactive, with visitors and hosts dropping comments into a chat room below the live stream.

California resident and show host JD Rucker (also a social media powerhouse - just check out the links on his profile) took some time to chat with us about the Social Blade Show - which runs Thursday evenings at 7 p.m. Pacific.

Whose idea was the Social Blade Show? How did that get started? (And for the digg n00bs in the house, where did the name come from?)

JD: Patrick Parise wanted to do a show. We talked about it and decided that the best niche for our "skills and opinions" was social media. Patricks' a killer Digg user three times over and I dangle my own wares on Digg, Twitter, Facebook, StumbleUpon - basically anywhere that people listen (or at least pretend to listen) to what we have to offer.

The name was one that Urgo and I came up with almost two years ago. The idea is that the site "slices through" the data flowing through the front pages of social news sites. Digg is the primary (well, only) site that it focuses on for now, but I'm sure it will eventually cover every social media site in existence. There's three or four, last time I checked.

Is the show too inside-baseball? Will a regular Joe who diggs or stumbles the occasional story and uses facebook now and then feel lost watching it?
 
JD: The show definitely caters to the heavy users of social media, but the topics can have a general appeal. Viewers who know nothing about social media other than "I've heard of that tweeter and facespace thing, but I don't know much about them" will still be able to benefit from the "insider knowledge" they can gain. We don't discuss advanced strategies or topics, as those discussions are saved for those of us in the "Evil Social Media Power User Fraternity." I can't say much beyond that until the FBI investigation is concluded.

Olivia Munn: A Follow Up Post

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UPDATE: I have been contacted by Kristina Levsky Senior Publicist for G4 who says Olivia Munn is NOT leaving AOTS. Rumor Quelled.

A rumor* has been circulating on the interwind that Olivia Munn (recently written about here) was leaving or had left G4's Attack of the Show. I have found no evidence to corroborate this piece of gossip despite an exhaustive, minute long search on the Googles. I even looked at Wikipedia. I CARE THAT MUCH.

Anyway, Munn was on vacation in Europe the past two weeks (according to her blog) and while she was in Italy buying tiny bikinis and jumping into Italian pies (heh) or whatever, Playboy Playmate of the Year '07 Sara Jean Underwood co-hosted the show along with Web Soup's Chris Hardwick aka the Nerdist aka Mr. Kiala Kazebee. This, along with the prior appearance of guest bikini wearing host Carissa Walford, may have been the source of the gossip although I'm not so sure as the rumors have been flying around the nerd blogs for the better part of this year.

I will NOT get into another discussion about the qualifications of these people-women hosting this particular show. Instead, I present to you a choice bit of information found during my scientific and super-professional research process -  this tweet from Ms. Underwood...

10 Reasons Sightglass Coffee Has Not Returned My Emails

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I have been trying to get someone from Sightglass Coffee (270 Seventh Street @ Folsom) to talk to me for well over a month now - to no avail. Who does a person have to touch inappropriately to get in contact with these guys? 

Sightglass, according to Twitter, appears to be the darling of the SOMA/web 2.0 set  - frequented by the likes of Kevin Rose, Jack Dorsey, and Alex Payne. My guess is the owners are friends of these internet superstars. They even have their own Flickr group (Sightglass be all cloud computing and s**t)! I haven't had a chance to get down to the space in person because I'm a tech blogger and I don't get out of my pajamas for less than 6,000,000 hits a day, but from the pics it looks great with marbled cement floors, shiny expensive machinery, and the requisite exposed brick of all 2.0 ventures. It appears to be everything a Twitter/Digg clientele would want in a schmancy coffee shop. Unfortunately, they must have placed some sort of Kiala Kazebee embargo on the place because, as I stated before, no one will get back to me. Therefore, in lieu of a proper interview, I've created a list of possible reasons the Sightglass people continue to shun me.

10 Things To Do While Twitter Is Down: A Twitpocalypse Handbook

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Twitter went down this morning and the world stopped. Apparently, the micro blogging site fell victim to a Denial of Service (DoS) attack possibly related to the DefCon Hackers Convention. Whatever the reason, not being able to tweet about our Splinter Cell cosplay dream was just horrible and we are not ashamed to say we began looting immediately. And hoarding. We have been reassured by our therapist* this is a perfectly normal reaction to such a traumatic event.

If Twitter ever goes down again (DEAR GOD NO), we would all benefit from a little Twitpocalypse Disaster Preparedness - if only to keep the looting and hoarding and burying of bodies in the backyard (oh like you people haven't done something out of the ordinary during a crisis) to a bare minimum. Therefore, we have compiled a list of stuff to do while you wait for the long national nightmare of Twitterless-ness to be over.

1. Panic. Get it out your system. Indulge yourself in a solid five minutes of shirt-rending, hair-tugging, sobbing, and shaking of fists at the sky.

2. Read a book. HA! Kidding. We don't even know what a book is - is it like Facebook? If so, read that. Unless it's down too, in which case see number one.

3. Google "twitter is down" and comfort yourself in the knowledge that others are suffering the same plight. Clutch Mashable close to your bosom and whisper softly into it's ear, "Don't leave me, I feel so cold, so very cold."

Could Someone Please Explain Olivia Munn to Me?

Yesterday morning, I woke up to this in my RSS feed. Might be NSFW but I'm not sure as I'm afraid to look at it for fear my breakfast will repeat itself on me.

Munn: A Fine Example For Little Girls

I just...I mean...WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES? Seriously, someone please explain it to me with words that are not "marketing" or "demographic" because that BS will not fly with me. Hit the jump for more scantily clad ladies and my angry mutterings about them. (Oh hey! I'm a marketing genius! Look at me go! Working the system from the inside out! I hate myself!)

Ugly Truth Director Rob Luketic Responds to Criticisms on Twitter: SF Weekly Exclusive (Sort Of)!

On Sunday morning, film director Rob Luketic (The Ugly Truth, 21, Legally Blonde, etc) posted this tweet:

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I quickly fired back an @reply...
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because I have a problem with Hollywood power players riding around in jets whining about "critical backlash." Also, I have no "censor button" on my twitter mouth. Also, I didn't expect him to respond. Also, OH MY GOODNESS I WAS SO WRONG.

Sad Comic-Con's Over? Sob Not Young Nerdlings - Blackest Night's Geoff Johns is Here to Fill Your Con-less Hole!

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Comic-Con is over and while some of us are content to weep silently into our Twilight Watchmen pillows, still others look back over the past weekend and think to themselves, "If only I could re-live the beauty and majesty of Comic-Con by reading some sort of interview with DC wunderkind/Blackest Night author Geoff Johns. IF ONLY."

Ta da! Your wish is granted, my geeky, melancholy, lemons-into-lemonade friends. A little over a week ago, SF Weekly had the supreme pleasure of meeting, interviewing, and touching Geoff Johns - and not just in a creepy way. Isotope Comics (326 Fell St San Francisco, CA 94102), James Sime's sweet comic shop in Hayes Valley, hosted a Blackest Night signing party on July 18th complete with Black Lantern Corps rings, specialty Green Lantern themed cocktails, and Geoff Johns himself. Oh, and about 300 of the nicest comic nerds ever. Prior to kicking off the signing, we sat down with Johns and asked him many, many questions about the DC universe, the Green Lantern series, and his feelings about fanboys. Enjoy this interview and never let it be said the SF Weekly doesn't care about you. In fact, consider this a nerdhug from the interwebz. You're welcome.

Internet Garage Sale is Invite Only - FOREVER

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Craigslist will get you killed, Ebay could rip you off, and estate sales require putting on pants and leaving the house. The horror.

So what is an internerd with too many USB cables and not enough, I don't know, other nerd junk to do? My advice is to beg, plead, and cajole your way into Steven Frank's Internet Garage Sale a "members-only, trust-based online auction site" created to help honest people buy and sell stuff on the web.

Frank is the co-founder of Panic- an insanely popular Portland, OR based Mac software company. On his blog Frank says  "as a gadget hound I accumulate tons of tech that I eventually need to get rid of to fund the purchase of newer tech. Tired of Craigslist and eBay, I put up a static HTML page with a few items, and asked people on Twitter to check it out and place bids if interested."

10 Must See Panels at Comic-Con 2009

San Diego's Comic-Con has easily become the pop culture lodestar of this generation and 2009's panel line up will not disappoint the nerd pilgrims who've made the long journey to Southern California's geek mecca.

Below you'll find our list of 10 panels that should not be missed by any self-respecting  Comic-Con attendee. And no, Jerky McJerkpants, "self respecting Comic Con attendee" is not an oxymoron.

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1. Meet the Cast of the Guild
Basically- just what the title says. Be sure to ask Guild creator Felicia Day to brush or stroke your hair. Trust us, this will go over well. 

2. Stargate Universe
Once you're done being groomed by Felicia Day, allow yourself to be escorted by security to the Stargate Universe panel going on across the hall. Another Stargate spin off, you say? SyFy, have you been reading our diary?

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3. Geoff Johns!
The writer behind Flash: Rebirth and DC comics' most anticipated book of the year Green Lantern: Blackest Night. (Also, for the geeky gals out there, Geoff is REALLY HOT.)

4. Brian Herbert!
The son of science fiction God Frank Herbert (Dune), Brian Herbert, while not wholly embraced by the Dune fanbase, is still amazing because he basically IS Paul Atreides.

SF Harry Potter Convention: Not As Sad As Expected

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Before an angry mob of Snapes and Dementors attacks my apartment with giant goblets of fire (note to mob:I do NOT live in the Castro so you should probably mosey on down to the Mission or anywhere that is again, NOT THE CASTRO) I should say I really enjoyed myself at Azkatraz, this year's Harry Potter "Symposium" held in downtown SF. My expectations of costumed, lonely nerds with little to no social skills were, while not blown out of the water, diminished somewhat by the infectious and genuine enthusiasm of the participants. Read: kids in Hogwarts uniforms performing line dances.

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This year marks the sixth incarnation of the Harry Potter Con. Each year the convention (and name) changes cities in order to allow fans from all over a chance to attend without paying too much in travel costs. The event is volunteer-run and totally internet-communicated. These guys tweet A LOT.
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