"Every guy wants a girlfriend like Chelsea Handler," writes Dan Strachota in our awesome Calendar section this week.
"She's funny, she's horny, and she drinks like Dean Martin. Here's a lady who believes it's best to have sex as soon as possible in a relationship, so you can find out if potential partners are 'bad in bed, or even worse, into anal beads and duct tape.'"
Here's your chance to see Handler free Saturday night at The Warfield: We've got two pairs of tickets to hand out. Be one of the first two to comment with a valid e-mail addy and they're yours.
Note: All tickets must be redeemed at the SF Weekly office by 6 p.m. Friday. --Janine Kahn
Wanna see Nick "After 20 beers my teets are queer" Swardson at the Warfield Friday night? First three to respond with valid e-mail addys each get a pair and can pick 'em up at the Weekly's receptionist table on Thursday. --Janine Kahn
Today we've got two pairs of tix to tomorrow's Goldfrapp show at le Warfield to throw your way. First two people to comment - with a valid e-mail address, you know the drill - can come get them at the SF Weekly office sometime before 5 p.m. today.
Who wants to take their date to The Verve at the Warfield Wednesday night?
We've got two pairs of tickets to hand out - the first two to comment with a valid e-mail address get a set each. Winners can pick their tickets up tomorrow at the SF Weekly office.
If you don't win this time around, come back on Thursday. We'll be giving out tickets to Saturday's Goldfrapp show then. --Janine Kahn
P.S. Thanks for all the interest, guys, but the first two folks nabbed the tix. Thanks.
ASD's got four pairs of tickets to the Seether/Flyleaf show at The Warfield tomorrow night. The first four people to comment with a valid e-mail address get a set each. (Street value = $35 a pop.) Doors open at 6 p.m., show starts at 7.
All winners can pick their tix up at SF Weekly's world headquarters tomorrow. --Janine Kahn
Be as beautiful and as open for business as Kate Moss. Yoga Tree SF has $100 gift certificates for us to give out and four locations in the city to accommodate your hectic schedule. Comment on this post and win two, $100 gift certs to the closest studio of your choice. To repeat:
Win $100 X 2 in Yoga Gift Certificates By Being the First Commenter on This Post
-ASD Promotions (By the way, ASD, your #1 online culture source in SF gives away stuff like this all the time, when we're not running live show reviews, cd reviews, interviews and breaking news. Bookmark us.)
With Hot Hot Heat, and Louis XIV. To repeat: "First Comment on this Post Wins VIP tickets to Editors at Warfield Feb. 8." (We give away free tickets weekdays on ASD. Subscribe to our RSS feed and be the first to comment and win.)-ASD Promotions
Pitchfork hates this high-singing, pop Freddy Mercury copy. If you hate Pitchfork, be the first commenter on this post and win a pair of VIP tickets to:
Mika with The Midway State, Tuesday, February 12, 2008, The Warfield, Doors: 7:00 pm | Show: 8:00 pm, 982 Market Street, San Francisco, CA 94102
By David Downs and Paul Quitoriano
Clink on the photo to start the tattoo slideshow. Vote for the best and worst in the comments below (no log-in required!) and we'll select a winner to receive two free tickets to a Cafe Du Nord show of your choice. -d2
We have a pair of tickets for the Download Festival at Shoreline Amp in Mountain View on October 6, 2007. The Cure
A.F.I.
Kings of Leon
65 Days of Static
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Does anyone know what to expect out of a Cure show these days? Comment with your email to enter. We'll announce the winner in a week.
