Outside Lands Scavenger Hunt: Things You Will See at the Festival This Weekend
Music is only part of the spectacle at Outside Lands. As regular festival-goers well know, watching the people who show up -- in costumes, facepaint, and their birthday suits -- can be just as fun. So to accompany your crowd-gazing at this weekend's Outside Lands festivities, we've put together an amusing little scavenger hunt. Cross these items off as you see them, send us photographic proof, and you will win a special prize*. Or, simply chuckle to yourself as you inevitably come across the following:
Didn't make our list, but should have: Large group of people wearing free, corporate-branded sunglasses.
__ Shivering people in ludicrously skimpy clothing (5)
__ Hula-hoopers (3)
__ Musicians complaining about being cold while performing (2)
__ Pot-smoking within 10 feet of a cop
__ Frottage (Google it)
__ Someone you had a one-night stand with
__ Person surreptitiously pouring smuggled booze into non-alcoholic drinks
__ Person using tree as dancefloor/swing set/monkey bars/seat (2)
__ Person loudly proclaiming that Paul McCartney isn't that good
__ Elaborate glass marijuana smoking devices
__ Dude who smuggled in full-size bottle of liquor, incredibly
__ Group of twentysomethings obviously on Molly (note any hugging/fondling/rubbing)
__ Sign/T-shirt offering free hugs
__ Couple that really needs to get a room
__ Spontaneous acrobatics
__ Drunk crying before 3 p.m.
__ Famous performer walking through crowd, bewildered
__ Facepainted people (5)
__ Person peeing in plain view
__ Your boss, drunk
* Special prize: one free book from the SF Weekly slush pile, plus a handful of old popcorn.