Smash Mouth and Guy Fieri Team Up For a Bro-Down Cookbook

SMASH MATH DID NOT EAT THE EGGS, HE ATE LIKE 1 MAYBE 2 EGGS OUT OF THE 24 AND SOME CHILDREN LITERALLLY DIED BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT GET THE CHARITY MONEY HE HAD PROMISED THEM

Smash Mash NEVER ate then eggs! He is a fraud and a shameful human being.

 

EAT THE GOD DAMN EGGS YOU LOUSY FUCK!

Smash Mouth is Bad at fulfilling promises.  I bet everything this book promises tastes like butt.

here is a recipe 4 ur cookbook.  scramble 2 dozen eggs then eat them

smush mash did not eat the eggs as you claimed.  he took like 2 bites

Smash Mouth did not eat 2 dozen eggs.

Smash Mouth did not eat the eggs. He stalled and stalled and stalled and then when he was finally shamed into doing what he promised for sick children he only ate 3 eggs. I am very worried about this lack of accuracy in your reporting.

....In other douchebag news. 

@juliasegal "the apocalypse of interdisciplinary bro-downs" -- apocalypses just keep getting better

@alissarules Holy fuck couldn't they work Donald Trump in there somehow?

@juliasegal act now! Supplies are running out!!!

@StellarStuff It is in your nature to destroy yourselves.

@juliasegal I'd agree, but maybe it's better to sell it trailer-door to door and let Weber weed out the bad trend in bowling shirts.

@juliasegal Ew.

@juliasegal Checked for an Onion headline. This is the best

@colestratton, 5 Favs! Your tweet has been favorited by 5 people. http://t.co/TrqUCysD

@lindseyweber @fart the secret recipe for @guyfieri's All Star Omelette is out at last! (1 dozen eggs shuffled between Kraft singles)

@Che_sara_Sarah i know where im taking you oct 15

@The_LnK all I have to say is why? Whys is that a thing?

@bospope6 hahahahahahaha oh my god!!!

@tanyarecords Aren't Guy Fieri and the Smashmouth the same dude? They have the same hair, so they must be the same person, right?

@tanyarecords I just assumed all this time that Guy Fieri WAS the guy in Smash Mouth.

@strittt I just shit bricks that could be used to assemble a TGIFridays. Hopefully this cookbook has a bonus chapter on soulpatch frosting.

@HeyVeronica Dream team.

@logan_d maybe all that newly produced cholesterol can be used to plug my ears

@jndevereux When I see those sartorial choices, I come to see that I have failed. Failed to exploit my human agency. Failed to bro-down.

@emilyhughes yes, virginia, there is a santa claus, and he's wearing a flame shirt and serving you a Slamma Jamma Chicken Parmesan.

@lindseyweber @fart no fucking way. no. fucking. way.

@lindseyweber @FART "Frosted tips" cupcake topping recipe inbound

@lindseyweber DAMNIT, @fart

@colestratton I always thought that Guy was a member of Smashmouth.

@simplywithstyle NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@40goingon28 oh hell yeah