Smash Mouth and Guy Fieri Team Up For a Bro-Down Cookbook

Categories: Books, WTF

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Chef Guy Fieri and Smash Mouth lead singer Steve Harwell: together at last.
Hide your kids, hide your wife: The apocalypse of interdisciplinary bro-downs will soon be upon us. Smash Mouth, the Bay Area's most vilified one-hit wonders, has high-fived Guy Fieri, the Bay Area's most maligned reality TV chef, to get some of the guest recipes for Smash Mouth: Recipes from the Road: a Rock 'n' Roll Cookbook (Seapoint Books; October 15).

The book will hopefully help the band end the year on a sweeter note, after being in the news this year not for new music, but for domestic violence charges.

We can't predict exactly what types of macho food will be served up in this book, but there are a few clues. First, take into consideration the utter sophistication of some of the actual items on the menu at Guy's American Kitchen and Bar, Fieri's new restaurant in New York's Times Square: Sashimi tacos, bleu cheese and wasabi "Buffalo Bleu-Sabi" chicken wings, "Guy-Talian" nachos, and the "Slamma Jamma" chicken parmesan. (Apologies if you didn't have any Tums ready before reading that.)

Sammy Hagar also contributes what we assume will be recipes for bites of bro-food, soaked in tequila. And after eating two dozen eggs for charity last year after an absurdly brilliant Twitter dare, it's probably a safe bet that Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell hasn't submitted any egg recipes.

As for presentation, the publisher's notes promise "candid road photos" and an "eye-popping layout," which somehow conjures up an image of pictures of breasts that don't belong to chickens.

There will be one surefire recipe for success with this book: Dude, the cover totally better have flames on it, dude.

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42 comments
jeffely04
jeffely04

SMASH MATH DID NOT EAT THE EGGS, HE ATE LIKE 1 MAYBE 2 EGGS OUT OF THE 24 AND SOME CHILDREN LITERALLLY DIED BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT GET THE CHARITY MONEY HE HAD PROMISED THEM

EGGFRAUD
EGGFRAUD

Smash Mash NEVER ate then eggs! He is a fraud and a shameful human being.

 

EAT THE GOD DAMN EGGS YOU LOUSY FUCK!

eattheeggs
eattheeggs

Smash Mouth is Bad at fulfilling promises.  I bet everything this book promises tastes like butt.

EggLover24
EggLover24

here is a recipe 4 ur cookbook.  scramble 2 dozen eggs then eat them

EggLover24
EggLover24

smush mash did not eat the eggs as you claimed.  he took like 2 bites

wrong
wrong

Smash Mouth did not eat 2 dozen eggs.

martinez_j0el
martinez_j0el

Smash Mouth did not eat the eggs. He stalled and stalled and stalled and then when he was finally shamed into doing what he promised for sick children he only ate 3 eggs. I am very worried about this lack of accuracy in your reporting.

da204906
da204906

....In other douchebag news. 

zombiedisco101
zombiedisco101

@juliasegal "the apocalypse of interdisciplinary bro-downs" -- apocalypses just keep getting better

RummijM
RummijM

@alissarules Holy fuck couldn't they work Donald Trump in there somehow?

Dav3Ston3
Dav3Ston3

@juliasegal act now! Supplies are running out!!!

_TheTerminator_
_TheTerminator_

@StellarStuff It is in your nature to destroy yourselves.

kusworthy
kusworthy

@juliasegal I'd agree, but maybe it's better to sell it trailer-door to door and let Weber weed out the bad trend in bowling shirts.

eliyudin
eliyudin

@juliasegal Checked for an Onion headline. This is the best

diagonallines
diagonallines

@lindseyweber @fart the secret recipe for @guyfieri's All Star Omelette is out at last! (1 dozen eggs shuffled between Kraft singles)

kevcops
kevcops

@Che_sara_Sarah i know where im taking you oct 15

PaulZerkle
PaulZerkle

@The_LnK all I have to say is why? Whys is that a thing?

Blaquechris
Blaquechris

@bospope6 hahahahahahaha oh my god!!!

guerrillacandy
guerrillacandy

@tanyarecords Aren't Guy Fieri and the Smashmouth the same dude? They have the same hair, so they must be the same person, right?

chrisburlingame
chrisburlingame

@tanyarecords I just assumed all this time that Guy Fieri WAS the guy in Smash Mouth.

danieltapp
danieltapp

@strittt I just shit bricks that could be used to assemble a TGIFridays. Hopefully this cookbook has a bonus chapter on soulpatch frosting.

KickKickSnare
KickKickSnare

@logan_d maybe all that newly produced cholesterol can be used to plug my ears

claudiakincaid
claudiakincaid

@jndevereux When I see those sartorial choices, I come to see that I have failed. Failed to exploit my human agency. Failed to bro-down.

a_cool_me
a_cool_me

@emilyhughes yes, virginia, there is a santa claus, and he's wearing a flame shirt and serving you a Slamma Jamma Chicken Parmesan.

Hermit_Thrush
Hermit_Thrush

@lindseyweber @fart no fucking way. no. fucking. way.

brumbpo
brumbpo

@lindseyweber @FART "Frosted tips" cupcake topping recipe inbound

ZaxCG2
ZaxCG2

@lindseyweber DAMNIT, @fart

kete00
kete00

@colestratton I always thought that Guy was a member of Smashmouth.

colestratton
colestratton

@simplywithstyle NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

alissarules
alissarules

@RummijM I don't think the world could handle that trifecta.

The_LnK
The_LnK

@PaulZerkle It's what the people demand! And money, I guess.

HeyVeronica
HeyVeronica

@bobbygrace Yes! I want to eat at Guy Fieri's nyc restaurant SO bad.

jndevereux
jndevereux

@claudiakincaid Yeah, me too. I went to HS in the Bay Area. I could probably be a lot more Guy Fieri-esque if I had made the right choices.

40goingon28
40goingon28

@katienotopoulos Pre-order: Add to Cart

claudiakincaid
claudiakincaid

@jndevereux I mean, it's freeing to realize you can look like a complete idiot.

jndevereux
jndevereux

@claudiakincaid Indeed! Thank you, Guy, for showing us the way!

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