LMFAO Wants to Make a Movie: We Make Five Predictions About It

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As you are no doubt already aware, the members of LMFAO are complete and utter imbeciles. So the news that they are "thinking about" making a movie should horrify us all to our very core. Know this, everybody: They "have been putting [it] out into the universe for a minute." A whole minute! Think about the nightmare that could ensue if they think about it for five! Or 10! Or -- heaven forbid! -- 90! If they manage to pull this off, we will all suffer under their dayglo wrath. Thinking about the trailers alone makes us want to rip our own eyes out. We already know exactly what this thing would look like -- so here are our five predictions for the LMFAO movie.

1. Gimmicks, some more gimmicks, then even more gimmicks

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The one that's called Redfoo (yes, really) has said this about the potential movie: "You know how the etiquette is in movie theaters. 'Be quiet!' We might say, 'Everybody, right now! Tweet something!' during the movie. That might break the lines of the movie -- break the seventh wall. Or, 'Take a picture of what's on the screen right now and Tweet it out!' What if we did that in the movie? So we've got to really think about it before we do that stuff -- but that's what we're doing. We're thinking about that stuff. We've always got our pads and jotting down ideas."

A movie where the "characters" bark orders at the audience to use social networking sites? Wow -- that is so revolutionary! We haven't felt this good since Obama got elected!

2. "Wackiness"

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Truly, LMFAO puts the "wack" in "wacky." They try so hard that watching these clowns is about as much fun as watching a four-year-old trying to figure out how to play chess. We're pretty sure they'd go for a Dumb & Dumber vibe with musical interludes and dance numbers. We'd also put money on the fact that it will be a tale about them having to get to a show on time and all the crazy things that happen on the way to the venue. There will be at least one dumb bimbo they're chasing, and at least one scene where they have to win over bullies by being "hilarious." Please lord, may this project never happen.

3. Predictable and contrived "humor"

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Redfoo has said about the movie: "You might have to do some sit-ups and stuff [because] you might be laughing. You might have to stretch your stomach muscles." And, this is what's really alarming: When he says this, he believes he is already being funny. This kind of statement to an LMFAO member is downright hilarious. OMG! Stretching before a movie! Because it's, like, exercise! Because we are the wittiest humans alive! And you'll, like, bust a gut! LOLZ, y'all!

4. The worst acting you have ever seen

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5. And, of course, really fucking irritating songs

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Who buys this crap anyway?!

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10 comments
Sorryforpartyrocking75
Sorryforpartyrocking75

umm fuck you LMFAO is the most amazing thing ever invented i would see that movie so many fucking times omfg i love them with allmy life

Lawl
Lawl

You people are all dumb you, call her out and swear at her and state your opinion about lmfao, yet she is right they are useless

Yvette_garfias
Yvette_garfias

Bitch!shut up! The LMFAO movie is gonna be the best you bitchoe!!!

Ya ur wrong
Ya ur wrong

Hey, rae alexandra, f**k u!!!!! I'll make 5 PREDICTIONS BOUT U!!!! 1. U have NO sense of humor!!2. U tried out for the lead role in a movie and DIDN'T GET IT!!!!3. u r a singer who sings bout meaningless things and have NO FANS!!!!4. when u were just a girl, u performed1 of those meaningless songs and got BOOED BY THE CROWD!!!5. U have NO FRIENDS and r a N-E-R-D!!!!!and frankly, I BUY THEIR MUSIC!!!!!!!

Djswagger500
Djswagger500

How do u hate LMFAO!!! They rule!!!! Have YOU HAD A HIT RECORD??!! um.. Let me guess.... NOOOOO!!!!! D:<

Sophie Phillips
Sophie Phillips

How can u say dis bout them?! I luv LMFAO, you bitter pathetic bitch!!!!! Grrrrr!!!!! D:

Haggie
Haggie

I predict box office numbers in the Glimmer to the The Crossroads range...

Ya
Ya

This chick can do nothing but hate. Glad I'm not you, really pathetic and petty.

Kyle Hansen
Kyle Hansen

LMFAO are AMAZING!!! 17 billboard nominations, How many do you have? when did you write your last hit song? LMFAO are so funny... LOVE LOVE LOVE Sky and Foo the Gordy family take over!!!!!

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