Top 10 Signs You're Totally Bored With Rock Music
You are not actually totally bored of rock music. But occasionally, for brief periods, you kinda are. (It's okay.) And how do you know when you've reached your limit of longhairs and Les Pauls? Because you notice some or all of the following signs:
10. Knowing that Dave Grohl is a nice guy no longer keeps you from feeling viciously dismissive toward him and his music.
9. You can't stand anyone on The Voice besides Cee-Lo Green. (Christina included for other reasons.)
8. You begin to confuse classic rock with contemporary country.
7. All you think when about when you hear a guitar solo is how much cooler it would sound on a synth.