This "Game On" Song Supporting Rick Santorum Is a Comedy of Horrors

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"...There will be justice for the unborn/ Factories back on our shores..."

Say what you will about Obama -- it is impossible to imagine the current president inspiring a song as terrifically awful as "Game On," which this Oklahoma group called First Love just released supporting the candidacy of Mr. Rogers' evil twin, Rick Santorum.

From the first line ("We've finally got a man who will stand for what is right") to the second ("We've got a man who understands that God gave the Bill of Rights") to the third ("Oh, there is hope for our nation again/ maybe the first time since we had Ronald Reagan"), "Game On" comes across like a cruel parody, or a bad joke. It can't be real, you think. Surely, this was penned by a cynical New Yorker with ties to Saturday Night Live, trying to make Santorum supporters look facile.

But no. It actually appears to be a cheerful, sincere song sung by a pair of Tulsa ladies endorsing a grinning bigot who wants to force his medieval values on their vaginas and the entire country. But they're so damn happy about it. They want you to stand up, and sing, people! Hope is here! Rick Santorum is running to save the world, return white males to their rightful position of omnipotence, and ensure that the nation's women are left free to cook, procreate, and write dopey folk songs!

View this terrifying glimpse of our eight-children-per-family future (and read its entire lyrics) after the jump.

Lyrics (original capitalization hilarity retained):

VS 1: GAME ON! Join the Fight We've finally got a Man who will Stand for what is Right

GAME ON! Victory's in Sight
We've got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of Rights

CH:
Oh, there is Hope for our Nation again
Maybe the First time Since we Had Ronald Reagan
There will be Justice for the Unborn
Factories back on our Shores
Where the Constitution rules our land
Yes, I Believe... Rick Santorum is our Man!

Vs 2:
GAME ON! He's got the Plan
To Lower Taxes, Raise Morale, To Put the Power in our Hands

GAME ON! Change is at hand
Faithful to his Wife and Seven Kids - He'll be Loyal to our land

BR:
Oh It's crazy, What's been slipping through our hands
When we the People are still supposed to rule this Land
Rick Understands

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1test
1test

Poor deluded brainwashed girls.  Oh well, Ricky and his phony piety will go down in flames soon enough and the Etch-A-Sketch puppet will be their loser.

Randolph Fleming
Randolph Fleming

"Operator, give me the number for 911."                                                       H. Simpson

Anthony
Anthony

Great song. Let the lefties choke on it. 

Joe45647
Joe45647

Great Job girls!  The 1 trillion Obama has in his campiagn war chest to ensure he screws us all, is no match for this song...

Swootum
Swootum

Freaking libtards, good job gals anything to get that anti amarican nut rag out of office.

conservative_taliban
conservative_taliban

new rule: you can't accuse someone of being "anti-American" if you can't spell "American" correctly. 

Phil_J
Phil_J

Guess you never made a typo. Don't be so self-righteous.

Standup
Standup

Obama already has a song about him. It's called " You Piss Me Off You F*****g Jerk. You get on My Nerves"

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Meatsack
Meatsack

This clears a lot of things up for me.

Its far right moonbats who speak for "the people," not the far left Bay Guardian moonbats.

robroberts2009
robroberts2009

umm ... GOPNYC is a well known Santorum shill and troll ...I see his posts all over Huffington Post and any site with Santorum articles.

GOP_NYC
GOP_NYC

In the words of the late, great, Andrew Breitbart....

SOOOOOOOO?????

Kyle
Kyle

Yeah, he's dead as hell, so late ... True, but "great"? ...not so much ;-)

Phil_J
Phil_J

You wish you were good enough to kiss Andrew Breitbarts ass.

Calvin
Calvin

He's great now that he's late.  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calvin
Calvin

Oh no, it was definitely your dead mom.  LOL!!!

Phil_J
Phil_J

My mom has been dead for 31 years, it must have been your sister you heard.

Calvin
Calvin

That's not what your mom said last night.

Phil_J
Phil_J

You will never come close to being great.

T.E. Lyons
T.E. Lyons

Soooo...if you post so often, why do you misspell? I guess it seems like a clue that "some people never learn."

GOP_NYC
GOP_NYC

I occassionally let a typo go by when responding to LibTards like you.

So?

dalton
dalton

they are awesome!!!! 

Sadlinup
Sadlinup

I agree these girls are great and those who talk against their talent are simply haters, prolly a lil envious. They are expressing their feelings for their choice of their candiate  and I think they are doing a hella job. I also think Rick Santorum is a solid choice too, so you childish little haters that are so fast to speak out, grab your hatertots and your haterade and enjoy lunch. AND for you girls, you did a great job so keep up the great American Spirit!! and love and concern for your country!!

Anonymouse
Anonymouse

Sadlinup, you did tremendous job expressing your opinions and exposing the haters and their hatertots and their haterade.

Too bad 12 year olds can't vote.

GOP_NYC
GOP_NYC

Wow.  Really stunning how simply VICIOUS the Left can be in their hatred.  These are a couple of amateur high school girls who simpy support a candidate and wrote a song about it.  It seems to me your hatred -- and that's the only word for it -- for the song's subject rather clouds your opinion of them and their talents.

C'mon...let the hatred flow -- get it all out.  Embarass yourselves...really.  Be my guest, Libtards.

Jrosa214
Jrosa214

I'm not positive but is Libtards a combination of liberals and retards? If it is, you're allowing your hatred to flow for people who have opinions that vary from yours (the very thing you are accusing of others); and, it shows ignorance towards those with mental and physical disabilities. 

Phil_J
Phil_J

You liberals are such a joke...a very bad joke.

GOP_NYC
GOP_NYC

One must assume that to have the opinions that Liberals have, despite having access to information and education, they are nevertheless "retarded" in most respects -- emotionally, spiritually, and intellectually.  "Retarded" -- in and of itself -- infers no reference whatsoever to those who are special needs.

JB
JB

You mean like having access to information that states that a particular country doesn't have WMDs, lying about it and invading said country, costing us billions upon billions of dollars?

Am I doing this right?

Also, the right loves to paint in broad strokes with their "socialism" brush.  I suggest you research Medicare Part D, and get smart.  (Hint: It's a HUGE, unfunded health care drug plan that was pushed through Congress by the Republicans in 2003, and then signed by Dubya.)

We have access to the same information you do, we just choose to read it correctly.

Joseph Propenski
Joseph Propenski

 It's not hatred---it's a resolute refusal to let these Christian Taliban types take over our country.  It doesn't matter how cute they are or how much they smile.

GOP_NYC
GOP_NYC

You mean, as opposed to letting our country continue under the control of secular extremists who trash the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution in pursuit of thier Socialist utopia?  (And those folks -- in the persona of Barbara Boxer, Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama aren't even attractive.)

GOP_NYC
GOP_NYC

Actually, it doesn't.  The EXACT clause is:

"Congress shall make no law respecting (i.e., with respect to a religion) nor prohibiting the free exercise thereof."  The founders did not wish a state religion as, at that time in Europe, they were subservient either to King George (in England) or the Pope (in much of the rest of Europe.)

My religion-- and my neighbor's religion, and the religion of Islam, Santa Ria, Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism or any other religion has as much right to a say in the affairs of government as a union, a corporation, a not-for-profit institution, a home-owners association, or the Girl Scouts.

Get over it.  And, in fact, you and your MARXIST president ARE trying to tell me how to run my church.  In that respect, you're right: THAT actually IS prohibited.

JB
JB

What the fuck is a secular extremist?

Freedom of religion also means freedom *from* religion.  Unless you want me telling you how to run your church, keep your religion out of my government.

Ayn Marx 666
Ayn Marx 666

It's got a good beat and you can oppress to it!

Alan Scherstuhl
Alan Scherstuhl

"Faithful to his wife and seven kids, he'll be loyal to our land."Are they implying other candidates have fucked other countries?

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