Hilarious: Local Rappers Erk Tha Jerk and LoveRance Beef on Twitter Days Before They Gig Together
man fuck this nigga @erkthajerk ..ill see you saturday niggga & Congrats on gettin signed to Im Not Gettin Out The Bay Recordsless than a minute ago via web 
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Mr. #UP! #UP! #UP!
LoveRance
Happy summer, everyone: Bay Area rappers (and KMEL Freshman 10 alumni) Erk Tha Jerk and LoveRance had a big ol' beef on Twitter today. Apparently this tiffle has been amusing to a great many of their followers -- and understandably so, given that the rappers are set to perform together in Hayward this weekend. (And who knows, this could be/probably is just a big publicity stunt. But it's a funny one.)
Since even our conflict-averse Bay Area-raised asses love a good Twitter beef, let's tour some of their better barbs. By the way, Erk's new single is "Hands Up," LoveRance's is "Up." This info will come in handy. Here we go -- keep that scorecard nearby:
The opening salvos:
All I know is hands up by @erkthajerk isn't fucking with #UP .. And imma show yall why this saturdayless than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet ReplyMr. #UP! #UP! #UP!
LoveRance
all i know is that "hands up" is for grown women. Imma show @LoveRance what the ladies really likeless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply
Zack Morris
erkthajerk
Erk makes a low blow or two:
Tall niggas got more swag then short niggas @LoveRanceless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyZack Morris
erkthajerk
hands up= classy ladies with sweet vagina. Up= color weaves and back fat lol @LoveRanceless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyZack Morris
erkthajerk
Meanwhile, LoveRance hits back:
Niggas with glasses is more played out than dark skin niggas @erkthajerkless than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet ReplyMr. #UP! #UP! #UP!
LoveRance
Fuck this, tell them the truth @erkthajerk .. Tell everybody how I wrote "Right Here"..less than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet ReplyMr. #UP! #UP! #UP!
LoveRance
And then things just descend into weirdness:
@erkthajerk was a hammer back up dancer in the 90'sless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyMr. #UP! #UP! #UP!
LoveRance
bet y'all didn't know @LoveRance daddy is Theo from the Cosby showless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyZack Morris
erkthajerk
this nigga @LoveRance Just got signed to jello puddin pop recordsless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyZack Morris
erkthajerk
bet yall didnt know @erkthajerk father is Morgan Freemanless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyMr. #UP! #UP! #UP!
LoveRance
Later, the spectators weigh in:
@erkthajerk @LoveRance you guys are effin funny!!! And are killing me!!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply
Chuy Gomez
ChuyGomez
Aye on the real @erkthajerk and @LoveRance both need to focus on bringing shit back to the bay dawg u niggas twitter roastingless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply
Ivory Christian
JoseQUAVVVO
So, who won? We kinda gotta give the nod to Erk Tha Jerk because of all those Cosby Show jokes. But leave the name of your victor in the comments.
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