Hilarious: Local Rappers Erk Tha Jerk and LoveRance Beef on Twitter Days Before They Gig Together

man fuck this nigga @erkthajerk ..ill see you saturday niggga & Congrats on gettin signed to Im Not Gettin Out The Bay Recordsless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Happy summer, everyone: Bay Area rappers (and KMEL Freshman 10 alumni) Erk Tha Jerk and LoveRance had a big ol' beef on Twitter today. Apparently this tiffle has been amusing to a great many of their followers -- and understandably so, given that the rappers are set to perform together in Hayward this weekend. (And who knows, this could be/probably is just a big publicity stunt. But it's a funny one.)

Since even our conflict-averse Bay Area-raised asses love a good Twitter beef, let's tour some of their better barbs. By the way, Erk's new single is "Hands Up," LoveRance's is "Up." This info will come in handy. Here we go -- keep that scorecard nearby:

The opening salvos:

All I know is hands up by @erkthajerk isn't fucking with #UP .. And imma show yall why this saturdayless than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply

all i know is that "hands up" is for grown women. Imma show @LoveRance what the ladies really likeless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

Erk makes a low blow or two:

Tall niggas got more swag then short niggas @LoveRanceless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

hands up= classy ladies with sweet vagina. Up= color weaves and back fat lol @LoveRanceless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

Meanwhile, LoveRance hits back:

Niggas with glasses is more played out than dark skin niggas @erkthajerkless than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply

Fuck this, tell them the truth @erkthajerk .. Tell everybody how I wrote "Right Here"..less than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply

And then things just descend into weirdness:

@erkthajerk was a hammer back up dancer in the 90'sless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

bet y'all didn't know @LoveRance daddy is Theo from the Cosby showless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

this nigga @LoveRance Just got signed to jello puddin pop recordsless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

bet yall didnt know @erkthajerk father is Morgan Freemanless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Later, the spectators weigh in:

Aye on the real @erkthajerk and @LoveRance both need to focus on bringing shit back to the bay dawg u niggas twitter roastingless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

So, who won? We kinda gotta give the nod to Erk Tha Jerk because of all those Cosby Show jokes. But leave the name of your victor in the comments.

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Hinga Gikaru
Hinga Gikaru

up is climbing the charts on itunes so i guess loverance won

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