It's never not a good day for cats on the Internet, but today is a particular boon for that post-cinco de Mayo hangover. (Also, we have a contractual obligation to report on everything Brandon McCartney does.) Ladies and gentlemen, meet Keke:
Lil B adopted this she-beast at least a year ago, but has seen fit to reveal some new RARE, #BASED, LEGNDARY (sic) photos of her on his ("stylist's") Tumblr, Dior Paint, today. It's a welcome change from screenshots of lustful declarations from buxom twitterers, in any case. After the jump, some RARE etc. footage of Lil B speaking to Keke like the soothing divinity he is ("Keke, stop being a mean cat. Stop it.") while a USA courtroom drama plays in the background.
Has B written a song called "Hot Dog Kitty" yet? Seems like it would kind of write itself. (Unlike, um, the majority of Lil B songs.)