Today in Internet Cat Worship: Adopt a #BASED Cat Like Lil B's

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It's never not a good day for cats on the Internet, but today is a particular boon for that post-cinco de Mayo hangover. (Also, we have a contractual obligation to report on everything Brandon McCartney does.) Ladies and gentlemen, meet Keke:

Lil B adopted this she-beast at least a year ago, but has seen fit to reveal some new RARE, #BASED, LEGNDARY (sic) photos of her on his ("stylist's") Tumblr, Dior Paint, today. It's a welcome change from screenshots of lustful declarations from buxom twitterers, in any case. After the jump, some RARE etc. footage of Lil B speaking to Keke like the soothing divinity he is ("Keke, stop being a mean cat. Stop it.") while a USA courtroom drama plays in the background.

Has B written a song called "Hot Dog Kitty" yet? Seems like it would kind of write itself. (Unlike, um, the majority of Lil B songs.)

While we're at it, you should make sure to check out Slate's exposé on feline service in the U.S. military, and this thinkpiece on the loudest-purring cat in the world. More importantly, you should do like Based God and adopt a cat. Cats are so swag. Try Wonder Cat RescueGive Me Shelter -- where I got my own #BASED kitty -- and of course the SPCA.

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