Kreayshawn's White Girl Mob Is Coming to Kill Your Dog

Of the 989,372 times that this video has been played in its one and a half week long lifespan (as of this writing), I'm pretty sure somewhere between two hundred to four hundred of those plays have come from my laptop. In the past 24 hours. This song is a killer. The beat is heavy, heavy, heavy, with those swirlingly farty synths familiar to dubstep fans; the hook, "Gucci-Gucci-Louis-Louis-Fendi-Fendi-Prada / Basic bitches wear that shit, so I don't even bother," is clever, catchy (and maybe a little bit empowering, if I do say so myself); and the rhymes are top notch, whether it's the every-review-will-quote-this line, "I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries," or the brilliant fuck you line, "Bitch, you ain't no Barbie, I see you work at Arby's / number two, supersize, hurry up, I'm starving," which is still funny through the 50th listen. Basically, the thing is hot, and as far as I know, still only available in YouTube form. It's one way to get the play count up, though.

Kreayshawn (pronounced "kray-shawn" and still misspelled by me every time I write it) comes from East Oakland -- though according to her blog she lives in Los Angeles -- and is the daughter of the guitarist for the legendarily unknown Oakland garage girl group the Trashwomen. She's been to Berkeley film school, and has filmed some of Lil B's videos. Swag pumping out her ovaries, indeed.

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The track "Gucci Gucci" is by far her best, though her free mixtape Kittys X Choppas has some hot tracks on it, too, with more of the heavy beats ("Mobb Freestyle") and clever lines like "Hoes on my dick 'cause I look like Madonna" that make "Gucci Gucci" so great.

That Kreayshawn is a white girl isn't a novelty; she can use it to her advantage, like when she talks about how mean her cat is (literally: "I'll kill your dog and your little brother too / Man, but I won't kill your cat, I'll put her in a bag and take her to my house / Put her on my couch and let my cat go at her") or the white girl mob, but really, she's not good despite being a white girl, she's just good. Now if you haven't already, listen to "Gucci Gucci." It's best to start now, cause I'm sure you'll be hearing it pumping from every Bay Area radio through the summer.

Kreayshawn will perform at Som Bar with White Girl Mob (Lil Debbie and V Nasty) this Friday, May 27.

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Aime Mercado
Aime Mercado

i say ya niggas hatin , she good ! i aint seein ya doin shii' so stfu !

Jonny5000
Jonny5000

Oh Aime, don't be such a pawn.  This trash gives all females a bad name.  This chick is phony as fuk.  And to the loser who wrote the story, you're a fn douche bag.

thesfcritic
thesfcritic

This has a million views because it's just as "good" as that bounce track about Walmart ho's. Playing into stereotypes, media's need for a "big time" female rapper, this isn't nothing more than a fad like D4L.

PG King
PG King

Don't sleep on them. They are going to be your kids favorite rappers.

jaded from the town
jaded from the town

The only think good about this song is the beat. She has some funny lines, but she doesn't feel very genuine to me.  I totally agree with Snt2c1, she is getting a free pass to be trashy because she is white.

Snt2c1
Snt2c1

NO.

I can't.

And I won't.

....and if she were black doing this same schtick (cuz that's all this is), she'd be called a "hoodrat ghetto b##ch with no talent or ambition" or something to that effect. It amazes me how our Caucasian counterparts are revered, cheered and paid when they sell these caricatures of hip-hop culture. I knew all hope was lost when Snoop co-signed this mess. I don't really care what she's been through. Material is weak and their "style" is awful. "Gucci Gucci" is garbage garbage at best...

Wake up, folks

Oakland
Oakland

Fuck off and go jack off!!!! Lol

guest
guest

who gives a fuck what color she is. it amazes me how people always seem to involve race in everything.

Bill
Bill

Kreayshawn show at Som Bar was terrible

Patric Fallon
Patric Fallon

Sorry, but Kreayshawn is steaming garbage, the death gurgle of taste.

maduceone
maduceone

Listen (or rather watch) "Bumpin Bumpin" first, since "Gucci Gucci" picks up where it leaves off - with the hook line for both videos - "one big room fulla bad bitches, one big room ...." you'll get the idea fast. It's interesting because it is from a different perspective than, what can I say, "normal" rap(?).  

TSK TSK
TSK TSK

Is this like, your first time listening to a rap song? Or are you just so enamored of her because she fits your notion of what is cool and safe because she's white. 

SMH. Marry her already, Coby. 

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