10 Reasons We Wish We Hated Ke$ha (Photos)
We don't hate Ke$ha. We actually had a surprisingly good time at her glitter-choked trash-pop orgy last night. But sometimes, we wish we did hate her. So as we struggle with our identity and self-worth after thinking that maybe she's not so bad, here are 10 reasons for us all to resume closed-minded disgust with Ke$ha. And feel free to replace "Ke$ha" with "her fans," or even "humanity."
1. She brings out more dollar signs than a bad rap video.
Richard Haick
We're pretty sure even Rick Ro$$ would find this guy's bling distasteful.
2. We swore we'd never go to another sorority party after our freshman year of college.
Richard Haick
And yet, there we were.
3. Her fans think salmon is an acceptable color for a garment.
Richard Haick
When it most certainly is not.
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