10 Reasons We Wish We Hated Ke$ha (Photos)

We don't hate Ke$ha. We actually had a surprisingly good time at her glitter-choked trash-pop orgy last night. But sometimes, we wish we did hate her. So as we struggle with our identity and self-worth after thinking that maybe she's not so bad, here are 10 reasons for us all to resume closed-minded disgust with Ke$ha. And feel free to replace "Ke$ha" with "her fans," or even "humanity."

1. She brings out more dollar signs than a bad rap video.

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Richard Haick

We're pretty sure even Rick Ro$$ would find this guy's bling distasteful.

2. We swore we'd never go to another sorority party after our freshman year of college.

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Richard Haick

And yet, there we were.


3. Her fans think salmon is an acceptable color for a garment.

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When it most certainly is not.

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guest

michael kinson!!!! i love him!

Jorgoo
Jorgoo

straight hoes on #9

ke$HA
ke$HA

I'm not a hoe i just look like Ke$ha. Fuckkk offfff

Guest
Guest

 i know the girl in the top picture on the far right and shes actually gorgeous 

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