13 Reasons We're Glad We Missed Coachella (Photos)
What a lovely weekend in S.F.: Open tables at all the Mission's best bars, easy access to prime brunch locales, and short pizza delivery times. Was everyone gone for Coachella? Probably -- but we're glad we weren't, and not just because it was really easy to snag fresh pitchers at Zeitgeist. Here's a photo roundup of the Coachella festival's detritus -- 13 reasons we're really glad we stayed home.
1. The sudden appearance of ecstatic, glow-stick-laden ravers.
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| Christopher Victorio |
2. People who like Odd Future too much.
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| Christopher Victorio |
Because we've already heard enough shouts of "swag" and "Golf Wang" this year to make us want to puke. And it's only April.
3. Rock dads
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| Christopher Victorio |
Wait, was Wilco even on the bill this year?

































