Top 5 Songs Charlie Sheen Is Probably Listening To Right Now
So this was the week that Charlie Sheen went on an extensive media tour to prove to the world that he was a "Vatican Assassin Warlock" -- which, according to our dictionary, means "gigantic mentalist." He has also announced to the world that he's "tired of pretending like [he's] not special." Well, we think you're real special right now, Chuck. We think you're even more special than Whitney Houston was during her Crack Is Whack interview (and we didn't know it got more special than that, so thanks). Here then, in honor of Charlie Sheen's frenzied frame of mind, are the top five songs we bet he's listening to right now.
5. "Shitlist", L7
4. "Where's Your Head At?," Basement Jaxx
3. "Come To Daddy," Aphex Twin
Sheen knows a thing or two about kids. He's got five of them. So we should all pay attention when he tells ABC that his drug-use "made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards - just made all of them - look like, y'know, droopy-eyed, armless children." Delightful! We can only assume that if his drug-use manifested itself in child-form as well, it would look a bit like the terrifying kiddies in this video. We'd also put money on the fact that every time someone asks Charlie about Chuck Lorre, the song playing in his head sounds a little something like this merry little ditty.
2. "Life On Mars?," David Bowie
1. "MmmHmm," Flying Lotus
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