The Top 5 Most Politically Incorrect Music Videos

Since yesterday's Super Bowl Half Time Show was so sorely lacking in wardrobe malfunctions -- frankly, we found the Black Eyed Peas' outfits a billion times more offensive than Janet Jackson's silver-plated nipple, but whatever -- we decided to provide a bit of dirt today, so you can all get over the family friendly fun of yesterday. Here then, are the top five most politically incorrect videos.

5. "I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself," The White Stripes



If there was a list of Things People Would Never Say, somewhere in the top five would be the phrase: "I wonder what Kate Moss' boobs look like." And while Ms Moss has all her special parts covered in this video, lots of feminists weren't particularly happy to see one of the world's most prominent super models making pole-dancing look like an aspirational goal. We'd also put money on the fact that strippers didn't like it much, either -- Moss doesn't even go upside down once! Rubbish!

4. "Shock The Monkey," Peter Gabriel



Given the name of the song, you probably think we're about to show you footage of primate torture. No, no (though there is a little of that coming up later, so do still brace yourself), nothing as obvious as all that. Instead, here's Peter Gabriel in a suit, with a briefcase, a bouncing table, some face paint and -- oh, what's that? -- three little people attacking him for no conceivable reason. What the eff, Pete? Are you that terrified of dwarfism? Not cool, dude.

3. "Putting On The Ritz," Taco



Sure, there's a lot that's disturbing in this video -- the abominably creepy Marcel Marceau-looking dude with the light saber cane being the primary problem -- but for some misguided reason, the members of Taco took it upon themselves to include in this clip (and we can't quite believe we're saying this) people in black face. It's like stumbling across suburban white people who think it's okay to use the N-word because they listen to hip-hop once a week. Are anyone else's eyes bleeding or is that just us?

2. "China Girl," David Bowie



Bowie's done some crazy shizz over the years -- we all know that. And yes, joining in with the rampant fetishization of Asian women was clearly on the agenda when this little ditty was written. But David does something to his eyes here -- one minute and 13 seconds in, if you feel like jumping straight to it -- that still makes our jaws drop every single time we see it. If we were him, we'd have had this video locked away in a vault at some point in the early '90s. But Bowie's nuts, so he probably still thinks this is okay. (It's not.) 

1. "Closer," Nine Inch Nails



We initially picked this one because of the monkey tied to the crucifix -- that shit sucks for both animal-lovers and Christians. Then we re-watched the video, and remembered the baby skeleton, slaughtered pig (and severed head), the Jesus blindfold on the naked alien-looking chick, the distressed cockroaches and the partially functioning human heart strapped to a chair. Man. Trent Reznor knows how to cover all bases. We almost forgot about that whole ball-gagged and half-naked Trent chained-to-the-ceiling stuff (looks like just another Friday night in SOMA to us), but we bet people closer to the center of the country hated it with a vengeance.

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Sonyeo
Sonyeo

 Amidst their Japanese activities, the group also participated in the SMTown Live '10 World Tour alongside their label-mates on August 21 at Seoul Jamsil Olympic Stadium. They participated in the subsequent Shanghai, Los Angeles, Paris and Tokyo stops as well.

Barseps
Barseps

You obviously haven't seen Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up"

busterhyman
busterhyman

Wow you where far reaching for attention on this post.

Most of the non-pc points you make 1- has nothing to do with black people and 2- Big deal so he made his eyes look crosseyed, like you have never goofed around on video before.. No one takes it serious. You are wayyy too uptight..

This was one of the most far reaching worst digg's I have read, I think you might be an attention whore.

TrMagee
TrMagee

You sir, are a giant vagina.

Anon
Anon

Madonna - Like a prayerBurning crosses while shes dances people!!

Arek
Arek

..these are SLIGHTLY offensive at "best" :p

Duckfat
Duckfat

How about a little NSFW action here, you retarded, midget, christ-monkeys!

Tomas M
Tomas M

FUN FACT! The Bowie song was written by Iggy Pop. The China Girl was New Zealand model Geeling Ng, who Bowie dated for a while. Great song.

123
123

SO YOU GUYS SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND COME WITH RANDOM THINGS TO BE BUTT HURT ABOUT?

Doust19
Doust19

China Girl's actually supposed to be a criticism of asian fetishization and occidentalism (the song and the video). But, yeah, I can see how that might be hard to say with how crazy the video is

Semi
Semi

What about "Sex Dwarf" by Soft Cell?

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