The Top 6 Most Annoying Teen Pop Stars -- Other Than Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber: Is there anything more annoying than his stupid helmet hair, saccharine songs, creepy affinity for hitting on older women and tiny, little, smooth, smug face? Not yet, no. But if Ashton Kutcher gets his way, there may well be. For PerezHilton.com has just reported that not only would Mr. Demi Moore like to bring back his now-infamous MTV show Punk'd, he would consider the boy Bieber an appropriate host ("He's sneaky. And I like sneaky people," said Kutcher, irritatingly). And while Punk'd plus Bieber would probably be the most annoying combination ever conceived by a human, Justin is, sadly, not the first of his kind. Here then, are the Top Six (other) Most Annoying Teen Pop Stars:

6. Tiffany, "I Think We're Alone Now"



The best way to get Americans to buy crap they don't need is to display it prominently at the mall. Which is how Tiffany got her start -- a process captured with startling, acid-wash clarity in the video for "I Think We're Alone Now." To be fair, the song's not entirely useless (especially for karaoke-related purposes), but Tiff's weird crazy chicken dance and self-satisfied facial expressions here make us quite irrationally angry.

5. Avril Lavigne "Sk8ter Boi"



And this was the moment that skateboarders the world over contemplated throwing their decks out of the nearest window and quitting the sport forever. Our annoyance starts with the stupid goddamn spelling of the song title, and ends with Lavigne's impromptu "concert" causing a girl to get trampled underfoot, then consequently arrested. Wow! That's almost as cool as Avril's awesome stick-on tattoos! And the way she smashes that windshield with the guitar! Man, we'd better get to the nearest Hot Topic so we can buy into this rebellion!

4. Hanson "Mmm Bop"



This song makes us feel like our parents, because every time we hear it, we spend the entire time shaking our heads and grumbling, "I can't understand a word that boy is singing. How can anyone listen to this?" Seriously. You try. What the hell is that hippie kid saying? People with mouths full of marbles have made more sense.

3. Jonas Brothers, "Burnin' Up"



Dear Jonas Brothers, it bothers us on a really deep level that you got David Carradine to be in your video. Especially for a song which includes the line "You go around like you know who I am, but you don't," because we highly suspect you had no idea who Carradine was until your management put him in this. We can't help but wonder if your purity rings started "burnin' up" when you found out about that whole (extremely tragic) auto-erotic asphyxiation thing. What would the church say?

2. Miley Cyrus, "Can't Be Tamed"



Miley Cyrus might be the most obnoxious and arrogant teen on the face of the planet. To prove it, here, child of Billy Ray is billed as the "greatest exhibit yet" and "the rarest creature on earth," before she announces that "every guy everywhere just gives me mad attention." Between that, the pole-dancing at last year's Teen Choice Awards, and giving that old dude a lap dance that one time, she makes us roll our eyes so hard, we look like zombies every time we see her.

1. Menudo, "Hold Me"



Decades before Bieber took Kim Kardashian's hand and went for a random paddle, Menudo were thrusting around hormonally, trying to impress the older ladies, too. That's why they always kept a boy in a yellow cropped-top and matching headband around -- an attempt to look more masculine. Sadly for the boys, all the effeminate sidekicks in the world couldn't make the dance routine at the end of this look even vaguely manly.

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The moment that skate boarders the world over considered putting their units out of the closest screen and giving up the game for a long time. Our hassle begins with the ridiculous goddamn punctuational of the tune title.

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Funlush
Funlush

wait till you're older, you'll laugh at what you just wrote...

gametruthordare
gametruthordare

You do understand that when MMMBop came out, Taylor Hanson was about 13, and just beginning adolescence, right? Indicating his style hadn't improved yet. In contrast to Bieber, who's 16 and still appears to be like a little woman.Games for Adults

Seelee76
Seelee76

wow blogs.sfweekly you guy are very mean...miley cyrus is not annoying dont be a dickhead and wrote thing about other people when u dont even the real her or hePLEASE blogs.sfweekly u guy scuk ass hole dick GO DIE IN HELL

JBH8TER
JBH8TER

OH WAIT!...i forgot somthing. Justin Bieber is on every News station...i wouldnt mind cuz he's there for what a second, no big deal...until I see his freaking pants by his knees!! GOD! now thats annoying. A stupid fad that ended like two years ago and Justin Bieber has to pick it up...k I'm done ranting... 

Andrew J Curran
Andrew J Curran

Justin Bieber is really the only annoying one here...and maybe that Menudo guy cuz that music video was...well an eye sore..but Justin Bieber is annoying cuz the whole world talks about him as the shit and he wins music awards like NOTHING! He could sing about crap in a toilet and the girls would love him! Great performers and musical artists who ARE BETTER are "losing" to this..child and its because of young girls thinking he's cute. Now thaaats annoying. LADY GAGA should be winning, RIHANNA maybe, but not JB...definitly not him..

JEALOUSPPLWRITESMACK
JEALOUSPPLWRITESMACK

Omfg yall are just haters!! Just suck it, retards. If you freakin hate them so much then why waste your time to do something like this??? GOD FORVIGE YOU.

Luvsroc987
Luvsroc987

What is wrong with avril? i thought she was pretty cool.. i really liked her first two cds.

Remi Online
Remi Online

i guess there are some annoying teen pop stars, they'll never be as anoying as justin bieber..although the jonas brothers have the most annoying haircut in history..

Hannah
Hannah

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada

Shdjcbnfnx
Shdjcbnfnx

Suk it up dog. You just wished you were RICH and famous like jb I could see it inside you, ANIMAL

miley cyrus
miley cyrus

miley is like birtney spears in her pregnant bald years. thank disney for making a broken human

Guest
Guest

I think lists like this are stupid. Yeah I think those bands are stupid. Then again I'm about 20 years older than their target audience.

emsti
emsti

If only we could return to these years - when these were the biggest worries of our days....

Burninghouserecords
Burninghouserecords

I gather that everyone commenting here and defending one or the other are all under the age of 20. Id go so far as to say under the age of 16, but then there are some late bloomers out there that haven't quite found there taste in music yet. And this is the funny part, these types of artists are targeted at these very people; people who have yet to find their own taste in anything other than pop-culture and manufactured movies or music or clothes and are force-fed manufactured pop-culture. This demopgraphic is why more people vote for American Idol instead of in the Presidential Election and why The Jersey Shore is actually on TV and movies like Twilight keep getting made. In short, you are everything that is wrong with the world.

xo

Casey

Kristin
Kristin

Dear Rae Alexandra whatever the fuck your name is (basically, the bitch who wrote this piece of shit article),┌Π┐(▶_◀)┌Π┐ FUCK YOUYours Truly,Me, myself, and I

signor 'huahua
signor 'huahua

kristin, try as i might, i don't like you.

i've managed to whittle my reasons for this down to a miserly 3.

1) your stab at irreverence was woefully under-nourished. not enough vitriol. too much time dwelling on "whatever the fuck" rae alexandra's name was, even though she had already stated it and you had reiterated this mere words before you fell into apparent uncertainty as to this villainous slanderers identity. you confused yourself, ms. alexandra and probably the purveyors of this rare breed of prepubescent drivel2) you have square middle fingers and shit black, triangle eyes. your hands are out of proportion and your open and closed bracket face seems ill-equipped for the trials of the real world. perhaps maybe a right ear with capital C and a left ear with a capital D (please see diagram) so that you can hear people on truetype street muttering slurs your way or the seductive tones of justin's vagina wailing in all 30 oceanic dialects. i also gave you a little chef's hat in the hopes that the next rant you cook up is amusing or, at the very least, doesn't read like the diatribe of a future pedophile.3) you give stupid people a bad name

mmm IIIIIIII┌Π┐C(▶_◀)D┌Π┐

signor 'huahua
signor 'huahua

mmm IIIIIIII <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<"baaaaybeh baaaaybeh baaaaybeh..."┌Π┐C(▶_◀)D┌Π┐

i took the liberty of correcting my artistic misdemeanour

aled
aled

you need help, kristin. seriously. get help.

Taylor
Taylor

can't believe anyone has the gall to call Bieber a girl when the Hanson singer has... that voice

Erin
Erin

You do realize that when MMMBop came out, Taylor Hanson was about 13, and just starting puberty, right? Meaning his voice hadn't changed yet. As opposed to Bieber, who's 16 and still sounds like a little girl.

Kristin
Kristin

Justin Bieber is NOT annoying, kay? Damn asshole has the nerve to call Justin annoying . . . dumbass. You know what IS annoying? This fucked up article you wrote. Suck on this ---> ┌Π┐(▶_◀)┌Π┐

Tabitha
Tabitha

As we see below, you are already aware that the name of the author of this rather wonderful piece of social commentary is Rae. So who is this Kay of which you speak? Could it be one of your multiple personalities, as you sign off as "Me, myself and I"?Perhaps next time try signing off as "Kristin, Kay and the other unfortunate soul I have inhabited".

Also, you ask the author to "suck on this" and point to some strange abstract picture of Batman flying over a city skyline. You might be in the habit of making out with your computer screen, but I'm pretty sure the same cannot be said for the rest of society.

In the very least, you're in danger of an electric shock. Actually, forget I said anything. Please go back to licking the picture of Jessica Bieber you no doubt have as your screensaver.

Sophia
Sophia

I don't really see where the need to be rude about Bieber comes from, but the rest of your rant was highly amusing (though, unfortunately, i doubt it was read by the intended target)

Rues Home
Rues Home

Good choice on Miley being annoying

Ponce_mariafernanda
Ponce_mariafernanda

U kno whose annoying? whoever wrote this stupid article!

aled
aled

who's*

you spell like miley sings.

amara
amara

No one gives a fuck about spelling and whoever does, doesn't belong in the internet world.

olga
olga

OH MY GOD!!! THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST COMEBACK I'VE HEARD! :P i commend you my friend!!!!

Jane
Jane

To the author of this article: You're annoying and irrelevant.

Catherine
Catherine

ahaha! did you honestly just claim Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Avril Lavign to be LESS annoying than Bieber?! please, Bieber may be annoying as hell, but even he couldn't *begin* to be as annoying as these little wenches

Kalene
Kalene

I couldn't agree more and I've never even seen the Biebs in action. I don't hate the Jonas Brothers because they seem to at least represent themselves honestly and there's at least one that I would do, were they not committed to being so pure. But both Avril and Miley Montana make me want to puke. And the latter is a horrible example for young girls... and for all other humans.

HongVan
HongVan

 Avril is not a horrible example. I took her over the blonders who merely just try to get boy's attention. Not every girl is a sweet kitten just need to be taken care of. Some of us are fierce, strong, rebel. And you think that bad? Tell Marie Curie about sat home and be a normal housewife then.

JJ
JJ

Have to agree with the other comments I don't think miley should he included in this list the other yes

Miley And miley
Miley And miley

Hey dont u dare talking sh**t about miley she is so sweet girl And she is not annoying okay so plzz get lost u haters

Ciara Miller
Ciara Miller

Miley is not annoying... she has great talent and a great actress that ca play guitar, piano, and she can even play the Harp.. and she is a very good and funny actress and she makes really good and inspiring songs

Manishknair6
Manishknair6

All teen pop stars suck monkey balls like ur mother asshole!

Slagromaan
Slagromaan

wait till you're older, you'll laugh at what you just wrote...

HongVan
HongVan

 You should know a thing about girls with Sagittarius zodiac sign: we do our thing and we don't give a shit about what you think

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