Is There Actually Any Michael Jackson in This New M.J. Song, 'Hold My Hand'?
Categories: Too Dumb to Exist, But Still Existing, Video
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| She's crying because this is a terrible song. |
Michael Jackson's posthumous album Michael comes out next week -- stocking bait, anyone? -- which means its time to prepare ourselves for a deluge of "Michael Jackson songs" that aren't really Michael Jackson songs.
Oh, now, we tried to be optimistic, but as this puke-inducing video for "Hold My Hand" makes clear, there's about a much Michael Jackson in this song as there is orange juice in Sunny Delight.
Oh, did we mention? Regardless of who's singing it, this song is awful.
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