Why Is The Melvins' King Buzzo So Bummed About the World Series?
Right. Which is why this photograph of the Melvins' Roger "Buzz" Osborne (aka King Buzzo) is so perplexing:
Just what is Buzzo thinking here? Is he:
A) bummed that the score is still 0-0 because he's rooting for the Rangers?
B) Bummed that the score is still 0-0 because he's rooting for the Giants? (This seems more likely, considering he's from Washington, which is much closer to S.F. than Arlington.)
C) Bummed because his crazy afro prohibits him from wearing a Giants/Rangers cap?
D) Bummed because his Corona is empty?
E) Just bummed, period.
Our guess: he's upset that the Giants aren't up by 100, he's bummed because his Corona is empty, and he's tired of that guy in front of him sneezing all the time.
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