Oh No: Justin Bieber Comic Book Hits Stores Today
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All expectations are that it will sell out.
"Fame: Justin Bieber" traces the hair-flip-king's life from his minor beginnings in public housing, to his days as a YouTube sensation, to his current status as playboy-rapper-in-training. (Or maybe he's not in training?)So is this a sign of the apocalypse, or just another notch on the bedpost of mindfuck reality?
We consider our options after the jump.
It's all part of the "Fame" series of comic books -- the same folks we can blame for recent biographical comics on such real-life superheroes as David Beckham and Taylor Lautner.
Bieber's, we're guessing, might be a bit more popular. Should you want to find a copy near you (we won't tell anyone), you may search for one here.
As for the apocalypse vs. hum-drum take on this, we're voting for apocalypse. Any kid who can launch himself to megastardom via the Internet, prove a capable rapper, and get a comic book made about him at age 16 is most likely an alien spy plotting our destruction. Or the next Jesus.
Either way, the end is nigh.
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