The Week In Event Names: Michael Bay Summer Thriller Edition
Categories: Judging A Club By Its Cover
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| Who will save our fair city? You, drunky? |
Act I: In which we meet our unlikely hero in his darkest hour
Act II: In which interplanetary death machines begin to wreak havoc upon our fair city
Act III: In which our hero is temporarily distracted from his duty to humanity by a sassy stripper
Act IV: In which our hero battles the robots and seems to be losing, but only because he has not yet unleashed the unstoppable force of his simian agility, or something
Act V: In which the giant is redeemed and fêted by the society that shunned him an hour and a half ago, and also gets it on with the stripper
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