The Seven Weirdest Justin Bieber Products Money Can Buy
In case you ever find yourself pondering the existence of Justin Bieber (and, really, who among us hasn't at one time or another?) know this: like all the safe, cherubic crooners of his ilk who came before, he exists largely to sell the shit out of some shit with his face on it. Little girls love him -- and tired parents are happy to buy obsessed offspring a $5 Bieber trinket if it means getting out of Walmart with a minimum of whining.
But along with the pillows, t-shirts and pins, there's some truly questionable Bieber schwag out there. Here's some of the weirdest.
1. The Hand-Painted Bieber Shoe
2. Personalized Portrait of You and Bieber Riding a Unicorn Together
This requires no further commentary.
3. The Mrs. Justin Bieber Thong Panty
Any girl young enough to be into Bieber shouldn't be wearing thongs, and any woman old enough to wear a thong -- well, let's put it this way: We're already worried about what our friends will think (and whether they'll alert the authorities) if/when they see "Justin Beiber thong" in our search history.
4. The Justin Bieber Shower Curtain
5. A Greeting Card Depicting a Bieber-Dog Playing a Bone Guitar.
6. The Bieber Wig
7. The Bieber Birthday Cake