It's about 11 p.m. on a blustery Thursday night in July in San Francisco. What do you think people are twittering about? #WhereThePartyAt? #YellowCabFail? #CallingInSickTomorrow?
No.
The most trending topic on Twitter late last night in San Francisco -- and, we suspect, in much of the world -- was the video you see above, of Sinja and Jojo (their YouTube names) lip-synching to the dancey Indonesian pop song "Keong Racun." See above for the full embarrassment.
We're trying to figure out exactly what this means, but we're pretty sure it's not good. Don't you have better things to be doing on a Thursday night, San Francisco?
Follow us on Twitter @SFAllShookDown, because we rarely tweet about Sinta and Jojo.
Well, i tried to make a more "reasonable" translation.
I'm really really sorry if my English is REALLY bad.. :( I'm not a native speaker, so please forgive me. :) Enjoy...
Keong Racun (The Poisonous snail)
Dasar kau keong racun (Hey.. you poisonous snail )
Baru kenal eh ngajak tidur (We just met, but you're already asking for s*x)
Ngomong nggak sopan santun (Speak not politely )
Kau anggap aku ayam kampung (You think I'm a cheap bitch )
Kau rayu diriku ( You flatter me)
Kau goda diriku (You're teasing me)
Kau colek diriku ( You pinch me )
Eh ku takut sekali (Uh, I'm so scared)
tanpa basa basi kau ngajak happy happy (Without any concern, you ask me for the "happy" stuff)
Eh kau tak tahu malu (Uh, you have no shame in you)
Tanpa basa basi kau ngajak happy happy (Without any concern, you ask me for the "happy" stuff)
*Reff
Mulut kumat kemot (Mouth moving in motion) *okay, i really don't know how to explain this one*
Matanya melotot (His eyes glaring)
Lihat body semok (When he sees sexy bodies)
Pikiranmu jorok (You have a dirty mind)
Mentang-mentang kau kaya (Just because you're so rich)
Aku dianggap jablay (You take me as a slut)
Dasar koboy kucai (Hey you garlic cowboy) (i think she means a cowboy with no experience)
Ngajak check-in dan santai (Invites the chek-in and relax)
Sorry sorry sorry jack (Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, jack) (We, Indonesians, sometimes called other guys "jack")
Jangan remehkan aku (Please don't underestimate me)
Sorry sorry sorry bang (Sorry sorry Sir)
Ku bukan cewek murahan (I'm not a cheap bitch)