Valentine's Day Tweets: 140 Characters of Love
He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not... either way I Internet stalk him anyway.
Every time I drink, I realize how beautiful you are.
When I look at you I think "awkward morning."
Valentine's Day is stupid. Seriously it's a crappy commercial holiday. It's so lame, it should be called lame day. Let's fuck?
Some men give chocolates, but I know you're trying to lose weight. So I'm gonna whisper in your ear " girl you thin" all night long.
I'm broke this year. I can only get you 2 out of 3 things. Do you want 1) Flowers 2) Dinner 3) Sex in a hotel on an actual bed?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn't buy you either, but I'd still like to screw.
Happy VD! No seriously, Happy VD. A couple antibiotic shots will clear it up.
I have plans for Valentine's day, but can I drunk txt you later if they don't work out?
The reason I've been helping trouble shoot your computer problems is because I want to sleep with you.
Here's The Valentine's Day Situation: Will you be my Snookie?
Your brown eyes remind me of poop.
I know you are sleeping with someone else and haven't returned my calls and I wrote you a couple mean emails but I still love you. Be mine?
(That last one's a real winner. )
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