Indie Rock Parody o' the Day: Help 30somethings Pick Hipster Faves

​How does an "over-educated 32-year old" decide between so many "cute indie girls with ugly indie guys" bands and hyped festivals? According to the smart-asses at Cracked.com, being able to say you've seen a certain hipster act live "feels like 100 orgasms covered in chocolate set to a Radiohead soundtrack." Make your way towards those oceans of cocoa and sonic rainbows by checking out the all-important Indie Music charticle. There's a local hook here too: John Vanderslice and what looks like Treasure Island Music Fest made the cut.

(Thanks to clubs editor John Graham for the tip.)