Twitter Co-Founder Biz Stone Selling Home: Tweet Crashes Listing Site

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Twitter co-founder Biz Stone is selling his Berkeley home for a mere $575,000 - a price point which is meaningless unless Stone can figure out a way to monetize real estate.

However, after looking at the pictures of the Wurster cottage the Stone family calls home, I can see why they would want to move from such a monstrosity. Gleaming hardwood floors? Soooo 2008. Secluded hillside property? Bah! How is one supposed to pose topless for the paparazzi if one can't be seen? Other amenities? I have no idea as the real estate website crashed about three minutes after Biz tweeted the listing.

In lieu of actual pictures or information about the home I've made a quick list of imaginary details one might find in the half million dollar house of a Twitter founder.

1. Unicorns. Obviously.

2. Pools: indoor, outdoor, and extra-dimensional.

3. Planetarium with actual planets.

4. Secret internal Google documents.

5. Unicorn food. (see #1 on the list)

6. Jack Dorsey's sense of humor.

7. Fail Whale aquarium and Lolrus bukkit.

8. Box of "Verified Account" stickers made by a confused older relative in the "printing" industry. Whatever that is.

9. Dial up.

10. Megan Fox

What do you think is in Biz Stone's house? Tell us in the comments!

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