Club Review: Boner at Beauty Bar
Categories: Clubs
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Last Seen: March 25, 2009
Recurring Club Night? Every Wednesday
Notes and Photos by Crystal Akins
Better Than: Taking Viagra or watching porn.
Former Frisco Disco DJ Richie Panic has a new trick up his sleeve: free weenies (the hot dog variety), rumored whip-its, 90's jams and more every Wednesday at Beauty Bar -- free of charge.
"There's no better pleasure than a guilty pleasure, and everything that was stupid becomes cool while everything that was cool becomes stupid," said Panic. So if your guilty pleasures include getting rampant hard ons for the 90's, R&B, and Crapola, this club's repertoire should fit your aesthetic. For a Wednesday night, the crowd remained just as static, if not more, at 2 a.m. as it did at midnight. Boner jams "Your Woman" by White Town, "Thong Song" by Sisqo, and "Basket Case" by Green Day were just the prelude to attendees' full blown climax.
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This
party allows you to let oyour hair down while having a good time to
music you secretly love, and you'll return home still wanting to dance
to No Doubt. Pay no attention to the vain artifacts all around you,
don't get your hair caught in the fan, and bust a move.
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Personal Bias: Hot dog hater.
Random Detail: If you love Debaser and hate waiting until the first Saturday of every month, this party will hold you over.
By the Way: Special guests are planned to DJ in the future weeks, but until then, Richie Panic is DJing stag. Also in attendance and supporting the 90's revival were Jamie Jams and Jeffrey Paradise.
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