T-Model Ford Rumbles Into Thee Parkside with Gravel Road in March

Awesomely cantankerous old bluesman T-Model Ford is revving up to head out on tour with Seattle throwback band Gravel Road. They'll make a stop at the appropriately roadhouse-like Thee Parkside on Sunday, March 29. Tickets are $10 advance (plus fees, or pay $12 at the door) via Thee Parkside's online ticket broker, HoldMyTicket.com. Preceding the jukejoint blues throwdown will the weekly "Twang Sunday" hoedown, so get ready to hear the phrase "y'all" more times in one day than you have since you visited your Aunt Bernice in Arkansas and got crazy hooched-up on auntie's homemade white lightning. -- J.G.