The Clickable Clit: Thanksgiving, the Anti-Cybersex Holiday
By Bonnie Ruberg
The Clickable Clit continues this week with more adventures from the personal diary of an SF-based cybersex expert.
Thanksgiving, the anti-cybersex holiday
Monday, November 24
Filed under: Gripes, No time for fun
This week I'm home in Philadelphia for Thanksgiving, which means it's going to be a long, dry seven days -- cybersex speaking. If I thought being in an office made erotic chat hard, or even having a roommate wandering in and out of the living room, staying with my overbearing Jewish family instantly kills all desire to have a good old internet time. In fact, I'm convinced that the entire holiday of Thanksgiving was somehow designed to kill libidos. Hear me out on this one.
What do you do on Thanksgiving? You get together with family and friends in a big group, smile at people you don't even like, and pretend to be normal for the grandparents. Buzz kill. Then you eat a lot of food that makes you really sleepy, which ensures you'd rather pass out than jump your significant other. Blah, this whole "togetherness" thing is just really bumming me out. How's a girl supposed to get any online action when she keeps getting called down to help make pumpkin pie?
A handsome professorial coincidence
Tuesday, November 25
Filed under: Well that's just weird
I couldn't believe my entertaining, coincidental luck when, the other day on OkCupid, I received the following message:
Hi, I liked your profile-you are lovely. I am a tall, handsome and fit Professor, 45, live in Boston but work in SF a lot and I am coming soon. I consult for a biotech company in SF. I'm looking for both a real friendship AND some hot sensual fun-if we are a good match. Hopefully much more than a 1 time thing. If this sounds interesting (and you liked my profile), please say hi, and I will send pics.
A handsome professor is coming to San Francisco and wants to be my sex buddy? Score! Not really, but considering the current presence of an academic hunk in my online life, the timing seemed pretty funny. The best part is, the note was signed with the same first name as Dr. S.'s. Is he secretly showing up on my doorstep under the guise of a smarmy OKCupid user? No, but that doesn't stop a girl from wishing...
My professor is hot, has feelings
Wednesday, November 26
Filed under: Boy/girl toy follow-ups, Online heads offline, Real world wake-ups
Though it's been a week or two since Dr. S. and I got down and dirty with any official cybersex, I have had a bunch of interesting interactions with him lately. First, after asking him to describe his cock, he tried to use his cam to show me. It ended up being a bust, as I was only getting a mosaic-y image (I blame the webcam, that tease!). Still, for a few minutes I did get to see the man in the semi-flesh -- from the shoulders up, no less -while he tried to fix the cam. Eventually he sent me still shots. They weren't unimpressive, but I was actually more struck by seeing his face.
He was considerably cuter than in the Facebook shots I'd seen, more relaxed. This idea I had that he was some older man I never would have met if not for our taboo online encounters keeps moving farther and farther away. He's not actually that much older than me, and if I saw him at a coffee shop I might well ask him out. At this point, he's almost downright normal.
A few days later, he caught me on IM late one night while I was working. Somehow we got to talking about his past relationships, real-life ones. Endearingly enough, it seems he used to be a pretty shy guy. His current relationship -- the one I'd support more if it didn't stop him from flying to San Fran and jumping me -- is his first long term, steady, traditional type deal. To top that off, he was raised super Christian, something which always boggles this liberal Jewish mind. Still, Catholic guilt does seem to build the best lovers. They've got so much shame to work out, and guess who they work it out on?
More on the professor in weeks to come. For now, I'm slightly baffled by the mere fact that he's human...
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