Do You Paint With Your Penis? The Exotic Erotic Ball Will Pay You

PenisPainter.jpgOK, so you don't have to be like this top-hat weirdo here and actually make art with your man-parts — but if you create erotic art of any sort and would like to display it during this year's Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo, the expo will pay between $500-$1,000 to subsidize your costs. "In addition," the press release goes on to note, "there are no application and processing fees, and no sharing of commissions — all artists retain 100% of all their sales." So whether you snap nude photos, fire ceramic dildos in a kiln, or merely do something kinky with Elmer's glue and craft supplies from Michael's, interested artists should click here for more info. — J. Graham

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