WTF? ZOMG, It's NKOTB at the HP!

Apparently they will be loving you forever — because despite all odds (or good intentions) to the contrary, 1980s boy-band icons the New Kids on the Block are coming back to life. Yep, the whole deal: new album, reunion tour, the works. The quintet of one-time megastars comes to the H.P. Pavilion in San Jose on October 10 and tix range from $37.50 to $77.50, so start saving up that babysitting money now, ladies...and by "babysitting money" we mean the money needed to hire a babysitter for your own kids, not the money you earn babysitting yourself. At least, we sure hope your life isn't still stuck in 1989, too. — J. Graham