The Onion Celebrates Broken Resolutions with Why? at Mighty 1/12
Max out your credit and smoke cigarettes while your gut swings freely at The Onion's Second Annual Celebration of Broken Resolutions next week at Mighty. Your willpower-free ass will be consoled by the music of Kid Beyond, Brass Mafia, and Anticon's Why? at one of SF's coolest places to be. And hey, it's only 10 bucks. -- Oscar Pascual

























