Day 4 of the 12 Dildos of Christmas — Meet "The Rascal"

There are only eight more days until Christmas, and you want to make this year different for that special someone. You were thinking maybe drawing him or her a nice bubble bath from Lush, while you read a book of love poems from John Keats you found at Borders, then giving 'em some jewelry from Macy’s. Ugh. Gag me.

No, seriously, strap on a breathable ball gag into my mouth, lock up my member in a CB6000 chastity cock cage, and then hit me with a mid-level flogger. I’ve spent the past week wandering the sex shops of San Francisco, and they have gotten together and bukkaked me with gift ideas. Take a look at my suggestions and let me spread holiday cheer all over your face. Click on "The Rascal" above to see a slideshow with descriptions. — James Lee

(Special thanks to all the helpful employees and to my antibacterial hand sanitizer. Click on "More" for "The 12 Dildos of Christmas" Map.)

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