Heroes Network Lists Real Life Local Superheroes, or Nearest Dickhead in a Costume

Apparently super heroes are real, except they're just not as cool as they are in comic books. In fact, judging by this map (above) detailing the whereabouts of the Heroes Network, real heroes seem to be just as lame as the fanboys who idolize them. Find out who your nearest masked avenger is, so you can throw a spiraling football to their groin and laugh at an incognito dumbass. -- Oscar Pascual