2008 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees Announced: Includes Madonna, Leonard Cohen and John "Douchebag" Mellencamp
What is that dude's name anyway? John Cougar? John Cougar Mellencamp? Fuckin' make up your mind, 'cus I just bequeathed you the middle name of Douchebag. That's because this third-rate hack of an American singer/songwriter is included with next year's very worthy HOF class that includes Madonna and Leonard Cohen...and Mellencamp? The tool that wrote that damn cheeseball "Our Country" song for Ford truck commercials? Who's next, freakin' Bryan Adams? -- Oscar Pascual
































