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So we're loving former Riker's Island corrections officer turned neo-retro-vintage soul queen Sharon Jones latest album '100 Days, 100 Nights.' The 50-something soul singer has a ton of life experience yet she remains more vital and relevant than ever before. As such, her latest album offers three key life lessons.

1)Track: "100 Days 100 Nights"
Lesson: "It takes 100 days and 100 nights to know a man's heart, but longer before he knows his own."
Application: Ladies, don't give it up till the fourth month. Men, shit or get off the pot by month six. You should know how you feel by then.

2) "Be Easy"
Lesson: "If you want the girl to come to you, you got to leave a little room for guessing. Just be easy, baby."
Application: This one's self explanatory, but so hard to follow. Be desireless and she'll be yours. The last thing on your mind should be sex. People are mammals just like dogs, they like to give chase.

3) "Let Them Knock"
Lesson: "Let them knock upon my door, until their hands are black and blue, I'm not answering for no one, until my man and I are through."
Application: Like Paris Hilton's green-dicked baller once said, 'forget your fucking phone!' If you're with a dude in an intimate sitch, for the love of god, give him your full fucking attention. Men have feelings too. Concentrate on what's going on instead of worrying about your sister or the laundry, and you might not have to fake another orgasm.

For more life lessons, go buy 100 Days 100 Nights here.