Craigslist Beer Man: Hey, That's Mine!
You gotta be a sad sack of shit to lose a 12-er of beer and then post to Craigslist to find it.
Then again maybe it's stealth comedy. Here's the excerpt:
Hi, I bought 12 cans of beer from smart and final (El Camino, Santa Clara) and forgot to pick them from the cart (they were lying in the platform below the cart basket). Please email me if you found them. I'll share couple of them with you :-)